Please pray to protect the Phelps family from the Dutch

[Wide-Open]

Friends, as I write this, the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing in Schiphol during the commemoration of the Turkish Airways crash. The Lord clearly hates Holland, but it's not clear why he decided to smite Turks and Americans only - he works in mysterious ways.

Now I know we don't really appreciate those WBC liebrals over here, but they ARE right in saying that The Netherlands is one of the most sinful countries on earth, totally accepting the gay deathstyle.

I now heard rumours of people ganging up to physically assault the Phelps family, and we can not tolerate that. So please pray with me:

"Lord
Please protect
The Phelps family
from the anger
of the Dutch
and the Turks
and may You
continue to smite
as many as You can
Amen".

Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Aman Brother!! The last thing old man Phelps needs is another vicious beating from a mob of angry muslim sodomites!

Let me offer this strong warfare prayer as well:

In the name of Jesus Christ crucified, died and risen, I bind all spirits of the air, the atmosphere, the water, the fire, the wind, the ground, the underground, and the nether world. I also bind the influence of any lost or fallen soul who may be present, and all emissaries of the satanic headquarters or any coven of witches or warlocks or satan worshippers who may be present in some preternatural way. I claim the blood of Jesus on the air and atmosphere, the water, the fire, the wind, the ground and their fruits all around us, the underground and the nether world. Lord, I ask You to bless our enemies by sending your Holy Spirit to lead them to repentance.
In the name of Jesus Christ I forbid every adversary mentioned to communicate with or help one another in any way or to communicate with me, except as I permit.
In the name of Jesus Christ I seal this place and all present and all family and associates of those present and their places and possessions and sources of supply in the blood of Jesus. (Repeat 3 times if you think someone has cursed you.)
In the name of Jesus Christ I forbid any lost spirits, covens, satanic groups or emissaries or any of their associates, subjects or superiors to harm or take revenge on me, my family, my associates, or cause harm or damage to anything we have.
In the Name of Jesus Christ and by the merits of His precious blood, I break, decommission and dissolve every curse, hex, seal, spell, sorcery, bond, snare, trap, device, lie, stumbling block, obstacle, deception, diversion or distraction, spiritual chain or spiritual influence, every temptation, accusation or harassment, also every disease of body, soul, mind or spirit placed upon us, or on this place, or on any of the persons, places, and things mentioned, by any agent, or brought on us by our own mistakes or sins. (Repeat 3 times if you have been cursed). Amen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I see the Phelps’ trip as a softening up process for the inevitable Landover Mission to The Netherlands. A warm-up act, so to speak.

The situation in The Netherlands is complex. It is clear that the government of the Netherlands is strongly pro-God, as it showed outrage and gave a spirited defense of Geert Wilders when he was banned from godless Britain. Yet set against its government’s attitude is the undeniable fact that the general population of The Netherlands is famous only for its drugs and prostitution. Surely, the Phelps cannot now be banned, this would be hypocrisy.

I attach an annotated map of the Netherlands, which shows God’s curse on the country and thus how much it needs True Christianity™

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Is that bear taking a dump on Belgium ?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Please pray to protect the Phelps family from the Dutch

Is that bear taking a dump on a fictitious country ?

That would be right over my head.

[Nobar King]

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Doesn't the Phelps family say their own prayers?

[Wide-Open]

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Of course they do. We are just covering their backs. Which is a good idea in Holland anyway.

[Brother Brett]

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Oh I am praying fervantly for old man Phelps and his family.

"Jesus protect the Phelps family from the limp wristed, muslin loving Dutch"

Amen.

[Elmer Christianson]

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Isn't Holland where Dykes come from? I support the Phelps Family!
The Phelps Family is GOD!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I see the Phelps’ trip as a softening up process for the inevitable Landover Mission to The Netherlands.

As long as the Demoncrats don't continue destroying our economy! Right now even our planned mission to Canada is being threatened and we may end up just being able to send a contingent to Illinois.

[JennyD]

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I now heard rumours of people ganging up to physically assault the Phelps family

Brother, isn't that what is referred to by liberals as "being tolerant of differences"?

[theunderdog]

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Hey guys, what's wrong with the Dutch?

[Nobar King]

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Hey guys, what's wrong with the Dutch?

Atheist drug-addicted eurotrash. What more do you want?

[Bob4God]

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Hey guys, what's wrong with the Dutch?

Do they accept CHRIST and shun the evils of the world? No? Well there you go!

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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Well, brothers and sisters in Christ, I know that in some points of practice we find the good folks at Westboro Baptist Church a bit of the compromiser, no doubt about it. Their women show all kinds of skin all summer long.

But they are certainly fighting the good fight to protect marriage and proclaim the good news that God Hates Fags and any society that allows them to live (equal rights, are you kidding me?), God Hates.

In Christ
Warren