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  • #16
    Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

    Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
    Guess where I live?
    God forsaken Yankee occupied Lower Virginia.

    I'll pray for you, unless you're a Yankee.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • #17
      Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

      Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
      God forsaken Yankee occupied Lower Virginia.

      I'll pray for you, unless you're a Yankee.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      Well, I AM from up north...but I have asked Jesus to forgive me for that.

      Please have mercy.
      Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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      • #18
        Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

        Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
        Her mother must cry herself to sleep every night!
        Yeah...crying that the monthly checks won't be rolling in while her precious baby's behind bars! I hope the charges stick this time.

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        • #19
          Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

          Rest assured that SCOOP agents throughout the Great State of South Carolina are on "pop tall" alert. If Miss Lohan is anywhere within our borders one or more of our agents will take her to the Motel 6 arrest her. If she is in Lower Virgina, only God can help her.

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • #20
            Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

            The arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan has been quashed by a Los Angeles Judge.

            Yahoo News: Latest and Breaking News, Headlines, Live Updates, and More
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            Lindsay is no longer being hunted down sought in South Carolina. The SCOOP "pop tall" alert has been dropped and agents have returned to flaccid normal status.

            Stay tuned!

            Yours in Christ
            Brother Lazarus
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • #21
              Re: Pray that the police catch Desperado Outlaw Lindsay Lohan

              Dear Sister in Christ Mistress Cookie,

              Please refrain from posting photos of unrepentant whores!
              I am afraid that dear Baby Jesus will think you are supporting this concubine of Satan!

              That said, if said whore is caught on Landover property, I do expect we will have quite the stoning celebration!

              In Christ's Name,

              Miss Mercy Miller
              Malakhi 2:2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
              2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

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