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  • #16
    Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
    Well, Miss Valvoline is in obvious need of assistance and since I am able to speak in her native tongue I thought it would be useful to do so in this instance. I trust that the Pastors will understand my intent in this matter.
    I think it's pretty clear who's right and who's wrong here. Since you're a heterosexual male Christian, I don't think anyone can deny that you're right.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #17
      Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
      He been tryin to get the disability and he aint got tythin moneys for da Landover dis week.
      Well, if he does get disability moneys, I'm sure he can set up some type of auto-tithing to Landover. That way his disability money is sent straight to the church, and he won't even have to handle the money. He's sure to be tempted to spend his check on cases of Cobra malt liquor, from the sound of it.
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • #18
        Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        That's ridiculously complicated and I'm tempted to ask you how you know all these different dialects of Ebonics, but that would further derail the thread.
        Brother Lazarus is our resident expert on Ebonics. In fact, he holds a M.S. in Negro Studies from Landover Baptist University and a Ph.D. in Niglish from the Massachusetts Institute of Negrology.
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        • #19
          Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          Brother Lazarus is our resident expert on Ebonics. In fact, he holds a M.S. in Negro Studies from Landover Baptist University and a Ph.D. in Niglish from the Massachusetts Institute of Negrology.
          You sure bout dat Miss Jenny? He done sound like a colored boy tuh me! Ole LeRoy wents to dat negro school. He cleaned dah terlets in da mens room.
          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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          • #20
            Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

            Ms. Johnson,

            If this person was arrested by GODly white police officers then it is not your place to question why. I'm sure that their knowledge of the law is much better than yours, and that Mr. Samuels was guilty of every single crime he was arrested for.
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            • #21
              Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              You sure bout dat Miss Jenny? He done sound like a colored boy tuh me! Ole LeRoy wents to dat negro school. He cleaned dah terlets in da mens room.
              Miss Jenny bees knowin about what she bees a sayin. Eyes bees a white boy wit some larnin about Negro ways. Has yoo been payins dat bails fo dat Sam? Bees hims outta dat jails sos hes bees able to rob dat seben beleben agin? Iffin yoos wants eyes bees a willin tah heps as eyes bees able. Buts yoos an dat Sam is gonna haps tah gets inna dat program dats deys got at dat Landover fo dem Negros, such as yoselfs.

              Y'alls in Jeebus
              Brutha Lazeris
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • #22
                Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                Miss Jenny bees knowin about what she bees a sayin. Eyes bees a white boy wit some larnin about Negro ways. Has yoo been payins dat bails fo dat Sam? Bees hims outta dat jails sos hes bees able to rob dat seben beleben agin? Iffin yoos wants eyes bees a willin tah heps as eyes bees able. Buts yoos an dat Sam is gonna haps tah gets inna dat program dats deys got at dat Landover fo dem Negros, such as yoselfs.

                Y'alls in Jeebus
                Brutha Lazeris

                Eyes knows you! Yous dah man wit da jerry curls aint yous? Iffen not do yous has nappy hairs?
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • #23
                  Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  Eyes knows you! Yous dah man wit da jerry curls aint yous? Iffen not do yous has nappy hairs?
                  Nows Miss Valvoline yoos has me all mikstup wit sum uddah white boy. Mys hairs ain't no nappy an deys ain't no Jerry curls.

                  Whens yoos goona jine up wit dat fine Negro program at dat Landover Chruch? Eyes bees a thinkin dat it may hep yoos.

                  Eyes dunno iffen dem Pastors is gonna be approvin of me tellin yoos dis, but deys a Bible dats been a writtin in dat Gullah talk. Iffn yoos bees a redding dat gullah Bible at dat same times yoos be a reddin dat King James Bible yoos may be a larnin dat good English, an dem proper ways ta be praisin Jeebus an ta be obeyin dat Jeebus.

                  Yoos can bees a findin dat Gullah Bible at dis place.

                  dbfrank
                  http://linguafranka.net/gullahbible/


                  Y'alls in Jeebus
                  Broduh Lazeris
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Lawdy Lawdy wes hab troubles now!

                    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                    Eyes knows you! Yous dah man wit da jerry curls aint yous? Iffen not do yous has nappy hairs?
                    Hey boy, do you have any good chitlin recipes ?


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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