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  • Nobar King
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    Re: DON'T weaken and pray for Farrah!

    I heard that Farrah Fawcett asked Patrick Swayze to join her on the death watch. They might die on the same day.

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  • TC Patriot
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    She has a chance and I would say that it is a snowball's chance in hell which is where that hussy is going.

    John 3:18, "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

    She must turn from her wicked ways: Luke 5:32, "I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." and also Luke 13:3, "I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."

    She must be born again: John 3:3, "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

    What will happen is this. Some false Christian like that homer Joel Olsteen or some pedophile Cathylicker priest will be their mugging for the cameras. Charlie's angel will close her eyes believing that she is going to heaven only to wake skewered on Satan's pitch fork and being plunged in the hottest fires of hell for all eternity.

    2 Corinthians 11:4, "For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him."

    Satan will be working hard to make sure Ms Faucet has no chance for salvation. She and her other Hellywood harlots rejected our Lord and savior long ago. Demons in hell will be feeding on her cancerous bones. BURN BURN BURN YOU GODLESS BIMBO!

    She will be begging and screaming for Jesus when she is burning in hell and the flesh is melting off her cancerous body but it will be too late by then. He cancer will feel like a walk in the park compared to the eternal suffering she will be having in the bowels of Hell. Satan will be grinning with delight as he roasts this fallen Hellywood angel.
    Last edited by TC Patriot; 05-20-2009, 06:55 PM. Reason: Jesus commanded that I edit.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What a Godly thought Brother Worthington. Just thinking of those high and mighty Hellywood Elitist LIEberals downs on their knees begging Jesus for mercy. They could spend hours upon hours describing the awful death their sins have forced God to smite them with,.. why I am so inpsired I am dizzy with joy. Now that is must see TV!
    Make it like Big Brother or Survivor and see who Jesus votes out next. I'd watch that.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    I know it would most likely be an abomination unto the Lord so it would probably never happen, but if there were a TV special with dying sinners pleading for mercy before their consignment to Hell, I would definitely watch it. The show could star Farah Fawcett, Michael J. Fox, Kylie Minogue, Patrick Swayze, Ted Kennedy, and Elizabeth Edwards.
    What a Godly thought Brother Worthington. Just thinking of those high and mighty Hellywood Elitist LIEberals downs on their knees begging Jesus for mercy. They could spend hours upon hours describing the awful death their sins have forced God to smite them with,.. why I am so inpsired I am dizzy with joy. Now that is must see TV!

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  • H. Montague Worthington
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    I know it would most likely be an abomination unto the Lord so it would probably never happen, but if there were a TV special with dying sinners pleading for mercy before their consignment to Hell, I would definitely watch it. The show could star Farah Fawcett, Michael J. Fox, Kylie Minogue, Patrick Swayze, Ted Kennedy, and Elizabeth Edwards.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    I'm sure that was but youthful folly, Brother.

    But you can redirect those prayers now.....that she Goes Quietly Into That Good Night, and tempts no more.

    The hospital she's in must be on the news, somewhere. It would be a brave Christian Act, I think, to go to it and renounce her to her scaly, fanged, she-devil face.
    I don't want to talk out of school, but Brother BJ and his boys in security have been working for weeks behind the scenes and with the power of the Holy Ghost to present the harlot Fawcett with Chick Tracts like THIS ONE every hour on the hour until she either accepts Christ or dies screaming. Praise Jesus!

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    I'm sure that was but youthful folly, Brother.

    But you can redirect those prayers now.....that she Goes Quietly Into That Good Night, and tempts no more.

    The hospital she's in must be on the news, somewhere. It would be a brave Christian Act, I think, to go to it and renounce her to her scaly, fanged, she-devil face.

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  • Once was lost
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    I remember in my youth how i prayed for her in a sinful way. Now i can see it was Satan tormenting me.

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  • PeteyT
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    OH NO!

    When I first heard about this I prayed for her because I felt that any person can ask for salvation. I will pray now to take back my initial prayer.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    And look how early she began trolling for anonymous sex.

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  • Nobar King
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    Did anyone ever wonder who killed the 6 million dollar man?

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    She going to REPENT of turn young men INTO HOMOS in the 1970s?
    The 1970's? She was just warming up back then....

    The carnage and assualt continued into her 80's.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    She going to REPENT of turn young men INTO HOMOS in the 1970s? Maybe FF is starting to understand the evil, disgusting, unmentionable things she caused.

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  • Nobar King
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    Do you think that the prayers of the living make any difference in the disposition of the souls of sinners? You're wasting your time if you pray for her health.

    You should be praying for YOUR OWN soul, and avoiding all sin, if possible.

    FF had her chance. It's not too late. I'm sure you'll let us know if there is any deathbed repentance.

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  • SUV
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    I have heard that the Special guest will be Patrick "Too God-damned sinful even to Die!" Swayze

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