The Humiliation of Betrayal

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Right, but if premarital sex is a sin, how are people supposed to bring more of God's children into the world if Christian men shouldn't marry?

He was merely referring to the plethora of "liberated women" we see and hear about every day. The ones that scream that they're equal, but sue to be more equal in the eyes of the law. True Christian women know their place, but there are so few of them. He recognizes this fact, and decided it was better to remain unmarried than to marry some unsaved whore.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Right, but if premarital sex is a sin, how are people supposed to bring more of God's children into the world if Christian men shouldn't marry?

We're in the End Times. Jesus is about to return and the world as you know it will be flung into chaos. If we're going to be in Heaven at His feet any moment now, why would we need more children?

[shol'va]

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It is best for Christian men not to get married if you ask me.

Right, but if premarital sex is a sin, how are people supposed to bring more of God's children into the world if Christian men shouldn't marry?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Good for her! The only question that needs to be asked after is, "Spit or swallow?" I am glad she is learning and experimenting in the art of pleasing a man in bed.

As soon as she turns 18, she should film herself and make a lot of money...

As what? A chain pole smoking harlot like some people we could name? Why don't we just tattoo "Satan's tallywacker goes in here" on her butt? We are trying to save people from Damnation, not led them into.

Harlot; you constant fornication with homers and other sickos has led you into utter depravity to the point you do not even know what virtue is anymore. Thankfully Jesus has led you here to His favorite forum for one last chance. Repent and tithe to Landover now before He gives up and tosses you into hell like a used condom. It is your only hope, that is unless you think spitting out burning sulfar spunk is your idea of fun.

God Lord, I think we have found some sinner even more loathsome than those baby eating witches Rachael and Lilith.

[myxedemotions]

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"Reverend Davidson," she asked. "Why is it a sin to go down on my boyfriend? I mean none of his seed spills out on the ground, like what happened with Onan."

Good for her! The only question that needs to be asked after is, "Spit or swallow?" I am glad she is learning and experimenting in the art of pleasing a man in bed.

As soon as she turns 18, she should film herself and make a lot of money...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Tut-tut now Brothers. I will be glad to make room in my busy schedule to personally minister to this deluded nubile your lass. She is obviously in need of several sesions of what I like to call "What IF?" ministry.

Send her around to my estate after Church on Sunday.

Oh, are those the sessions you hold those days that BTB is away visiting her mother?

[Brother Love]

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What a sad, sad story Rev. Davidson. Many today have already betrayed the Lord! Oh they go to church every Sunday and even put money in the collection bucket BUT when they are at home it's a completely different story. You caught these closet LIE-berals red handed, brother! Wash your hands of them and write them off on Satan's Guest List! But, don't completely write of the young girl, brother, as I believe Pastor Ezekiel might be able to really help her and bring her back to the Lord. Now he might have to use the Lord's Rod on her a few times BUT at least she'll grow up and become a True Christian woman!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tut-tut now Brothers. I will be glad to make room in my busy schedule to personally minister to this deluded nubile your lass. She is obviously in need of several sesions of what I like to call "What IF?" ministry.

Send her around to my estate after Church on Sunday.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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I think this girl does need to be taken away from the vile influence of TV, demoncrats, rock music, and her sinful parents. I will confer with Brother BJ.

[OnYourKnees]

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Satan's tricks and traps are many threw out the world Reverend. Sadly I think you are going to have to wash you hands of this family since they have clearly betrayed Christ. The women are the cause of their downfall, as I know from my personal experience. The wife doubtlessly constantly nagged the husband about "giving her more space to grow" or "showing more respect for her own mind” and “not cringing every time she touches him” like mine did. It is best for Christian men not to get married if you ask me.

You will be in my daily prayers Reverend.

B-J, perhaps the Security Team could help this young girl find her way to a safe house, where she can be free from the Demoncrat Party influence which has corrupted her?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Satan's tricks and traps are many threw out the world Reverend. Sadly I think you are going to have to wash you hands of this family since they have clearly betrayed Christ. The women are the cause of their downfall, as I know from my personal experience. The wife doubtlessly constantly nagged the husband about "giving her more space to grow" or "showing more respect for her own mind” and “not cringing every time she touches him” like mine did. It is best for Christian men not to get married if you ask me.

You will be in my daily prayers Reverend.

[Deaner]

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"Reverend Davidson," she asked. "Why is it a sin to go down on my boyfriend?

From your description Brother Davidson it seems it's too late for the parents; but I do have some hope for the young girl.

I feel she would benefit from the intense hands on therapy that the Pastor's at Landover are famous for. Many sinners have been turned back to Christ because of this treatment.

It's very unique in its approach and includes personal one on one sessions with some of our finest Pastor's. If deemed necessary after the initial diagnosis; the treatment can involve several Pastor's at once. As you can see, she will be in safe hands.

Let me know if you feel she would benefit and we'll see if we can't get this young lady back on the road to Jesus.

Dean

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Brothers and sisters of Christ. I come before you this morning a bewildered man. I have been up all night, doubting that my message has ever been heard.

Last night I was ministering to a group a young people, ages 17 to 29. The boys smiled and nodded through the sermon, and I believed they were really hearing the words of True Christianity. Even the girls kept their mouths shut and their heads down, as is proper.

After I was finished telling them of the sins of the flesh, I told them to ask qeustions if they had any. At first no one raised their hand. I was feeling delighted that these children had heard the message. Then one of the girls raised her hand.

Normally I wouldn't even acknowledge her presence, but I was curious as to what was so important that she would actually seek permission to lift her voice up in church. I asked her what her questions was, and then she did something that I will never forget. She took off her hair covering, and looked me straight in the eyes. Straight in the eyes I tell you! I'll use her words exactly as they were spoken to me.

"Reverend Davidson," she asked. "Why is it a sin to go down on my boyfriend? I mean none of his seed spills out on the ground, like what happened with Onan."

I was floored. After years of preaching about the sins of the flesh, and what is proper and what isn't, this girl had the nerve to ask me this. Just last week, I'd delivered a four hour sermon on the sin of premarital sex. I was too exasperated to answer immediately.

"I read today in the newspaper, about how the True Christian church is only out to keep women down." she almost yelled "The Democratic party encourages women to express themselves, and to experiment with partners before settling down."

Much to my shame, I was too angered to respond rationally. I told her that she was a harlot, and would burn in eternal hellfire. After that I left the room to go confront her parents, whom I have known for years. I probably should have stayed, but anger clouded my judgements.

When I got to her house, there was a Hillary Clinton for president sign in the front yard. Since I knew them well, I went right in their house. What I say upon entering the house may haunt me till my dying day.

On the tables were demoncratic propaganda magazines. The girl's mother was sitting on the couch watching CNN, while her husband was in the kitchen doing dishes. Not only that, but he was also wearing a pink apron. I shouted, "What vile sin is this!"

The man scurried behind a door, and his wife screamed, "Call the police (name deleted for security purposes)!"
The man came out, looked at the floor, and ran to the phone. I left before he'd dialed.

What is our beloved America coming to? I feel shame, that people who I have known for years were really closet LIE-berals, and quite possibly homers. I ask that the good people of Freehold pray for me. I feel so betrayed, yet anger is still threatening to get the better of me.

Yours in Christ,
Rev. Dr. Davidson