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Brothers and sisters of Christ. I come before you this morning a bewildered man. I have been up all night, doubting that my message has ever been heard.
Last night I was ministering to a group a young people, ages 17 to 29. The boys smiled and nodded through the sermon, and I believed they were really hearing the words of True Christianity. Even the girls kept their mouths shut and their heads down, as is proper.
After I was finished telling them of the sins of the flesh, I told them to ask qeustions if they had any. At first no one raised their hand. I was feeling delighted that these children had heard the message. Then one of the girls raised her hand.
Normally I wouldn't even acknowledge her presence, but I was curious as to what was so important that she would actually seek permission to lift her voice up in church. I asked her what her questions was, and then she did something that I will never forget. She took off her hair covering, and looked me straight in the eyes. Straight in the eyes I tell you! I'll use her words exactly as they were spoken to me.
"Reverend Davidson," she asked. "Why is it a sin to go down on my boyfriend? I mean none of his seed spills out on the ground, like what happened with Onan."
I was floored. After years of preaching about the sins of the flesh, and what is proper and what isn't, this girl had the nerve to ask me this. Just last week, I'd delivered a four hour sermon on the sin of premarital sex. I was too exasperated to answer immediately.
"I read today in the newspaper, about how the True Christian church is only out to keep women down." she almost yelled "The Democratic party encourages women to express themselves, and to experiment with partners before settling down."
Much to my shame, I was too angered to respond rationally. I told her that she was a harlot, and would burn in eternal hellfire. After that I left the room to go confront her parents, whom I have known for years. I probably should have stayed, but anger clouded my judgements.
When I got to her house, there was a Hillary Clinton for president sign in the front yard. Since I knew them well, I went right in their house. What I say upon entering the house may haunt me till my dying day.
On the tables were demoncratic propaganda magazines. The girl's mother was sitting on the couch watching CNN, while her husband was in the kitchen doing dishes. Not only that, but he was also wearing a pink apron. I shouted, "What vile sin is this!"
The man scurried behind a door, and his wife screamed, "Call the police (name deleted for security purposes)!"
The man came out, looked at the floor, and ran to the phone. I left before he'd dialed.
What is our beloved America coming to? I feel shame, that people who I have known for years were really closet LIE-berals, and quite possibly homers. I ask that the good people of Freehold pray for me. I feel so betrayed, yet anger is still threatening to get the better of me.
Yours in Christ,
Rev. Dr. Davidson
Last night I was ministering to a group a young people, ages 17 to 29. The boys smiled and nodded through the sermon, and I believed they were really hearing the words of True Christianity. Even the girls kept their mouths shut and their heads down, as is proper.
After I was finished telling them of the sins of the flesh, I told them to ask qeustions if they had any. At first no one raised their hand. I was feeling delighted that these children had heard the message. Then one of the girls raised her hand.
Normally I wouldn't even acknowledge her presence, but I was curious as to what was so important that she would actually seek permission to lift her voice up in church. I asked her what her questions was, and then she did something that I will never forget. She took off her hair covering, and looked me straight in the eyes. Straight in the eyes I tell you! I'll use her words exactly as they were spoken to me.
"Reverend Davidson," she asked. "Why is it a sin to go down on my boyfriend? I mean none of his seed spills out on the ground, like what happened with Onan."
I was floored. After years of preaching about the sins of the flesh, and what is proper and what isn't, this girl had the nerve to ask me this. Just last week, I'd delivered a four hour sermon on the sin of premarital sex. I was too exasperated to answer immediately.
"I read today in the newspaper, about how the True Christian church is only out to keep women down." she almost yelled "The Democratic party encourages women to express themselves, and to experiment with partners before settling down."
Much to my shame, I was too angered to respond rationally. I told her that she was a harlot, and would burn in eternal hellfire. After that I left the room to go confront her parents, whom I have known for years. I probably should have stayed, but anger clouded my judgements.
When I got to her house, there was a Hillary Clinton for president sign in the front yard. Since I knew them well, I went right in their house. What I say upon entering the house may haunt me till my dying day.
On the tables were demoncratic propaganda magazines. The girl's mother was sitting on the couch watching CNN, while her husband was in the kitchen doing dishes. Not only that, but he was also wearing a pink apron. I shouted, "What vile sin is this!"
The man scurried behind a door, and his wife screamed, "Call the police (name deleted for security purposes)!"
The man came out, looked at the floor, and ran to the phone. I left before he'd dialed.
What is our beloved America coming to? I feel shame, that people who I have known for years were really closet LIE-berals, and quite possibly homers. I ask that the good people of Freehold pray for me. I feel so betrayed, yet anger is still threatening to get the better of me.
Yours in Christ,
Rev. Dr. Davidson
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