[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Besides, you think you have it bad? I know someone who's a Polack. Seriously, no kidding, a real live Polack.

What wrong with people from Poland? I know people from Norway, is there something wrong with them?

I see. So now, instead of praying for a blizzard, you want to dare us into doing your homework for you!

No, no, by all means, continue praying for a blizzard, I was just goofing off. I don't think I'd ever trust you guys to do any of my homework. I can see it now:

(Easy) Chemistry Question: "How many moles of each molecule are in a tank containing 52 grams of compressed Oxygen and 48 grams of Helium?"
True Christian Answer: "Molecules don't exist, they were made up by secular 'scientists' who are without God, therefore this question is irrelevant. The only questions you should be asking are Biblical questions! Get right with Jesus before you try to teach our kids anything, sinner!


Yeah... I don't think I'd let you guys do my homework if you payed me to. Besides, it's not that I don't enjoy my homework, I do, it's just that it's so tedius and time-consuming (rather like myself, actually).

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

What wrong with people from Poland? I know people from Norway, is there something wrong with them?

No, no, by all means, continue praying for a blizzard, I was just goofing off. I don't think I'd ever trust you guys to do any of my homework. I can see it now:

(Easy) Chemistry Question: "How many moles of each molecule are in a tank containing 52 grams of compressed Oxygen and 48 grams of Helium?"
True Christian Answer: "Molecules don't exist, they were made up by secular 'scientists' who are without God, therefore this question is irrelevant. The only questions you should be asking are Biblical questions! Get right with Jesus before you try to teach our kids anything, sinner!

My answer would be more like:

"Moles made of oxygen and helium? That makes about as much sense as bunnies made of chocolate!

If you want 100 grams of moles, go out and buy moles, don't compress oxygen and helium and try to magically transform it into a mole!"

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

*Giggles* Well, as humourous as that response is, I don't think it would get you any more marks than the True Christian one I posted.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I pray for you, Undecipherable. I pray for Jesus to force you to type in Godly, readable black text before He decides to strike you down.
But maybe if you'd spend less time eating babies, sacrificing cats to Satan, and mocking True Christians (tm) in our Internet sanctuary, you'd have more time to do your Godless homework!
Besides, you go to a suckular school anyway. Just do what all non-TCs do anyway and make it up as you go along.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

*Giggles* Well, as humourous as that response is, I don't think it would get you any more marks than the True Christian one I posted.

"Humorous". Yes, even in BE. There is no such word as "humourous". Please pay attention to your spelling on these, God's favorite church's boards. Godly American English should be the norm.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Lol, well, I hope you get a blizzard, dear Alie.

[SUV]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I urge you to listen to Brother Temper's heartfelt advice, Miss Alie. And don't think he's just kidding around about this "Polack" situation - I've never Known him.

That is, I've never Known him to Fib

Besides, you think you have it bad? I know someone who's a Polack. Seriously, no kidding, a real live Polack. And you think you have a reason to feel sorry for yourself!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

1) Alie doesn't have anal sex; 2) Alie hasn't had sex in nearly three years (and I think I should count as a virgin for that); 3) I don't think you could get my homework done in the short amount of time my teachers give me, so old :p.

Alie is a brave girl!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Alie is a brave girl!

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

Not until the second coming, which is hopefully very soon.

When it does, you'll be devirginized by Lucifer every day for eternity.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Not until the second coming, which is hopefully very soon.

When it does, you'll be devirginized by Lucifer every day for eternity.

I may be mistaken, but I do believe that "deflower" and "disembowel" are not quite the same.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I may be mistaken, but I do believe that "deflower" and "disembowel" are not quite the same.

Not when you're a heathen witch. Who's to say they don't get off on warm intestines?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

No, no, by all means, continue praying for a blizzard, I was just goofing off. I don't think I'd ever trust you guys to do any of my homework. I can see it now:

(Easy) Chemistry Question: "How many moles of each molecule are in a tank containing 52 grams of compressed Oxygen and 48 grams of Helium?"
True Christian Answer: "Molecules don't exist, they were made up by secular 'scientists' who are without God, therefore this question is irrelevant. The only questions you should be asking are Biblical questions! Get right with Jesus before you try to teach our kids anything, sinner!


Yeah... I don't think I'd let you guys do my homework if you payed me to. Besides, it's not that I don't enjoy my homework, I do, it's just that it's so tedius and time-consuming (rather like myself, actually).

Wrong answer, Undie. The Stoichiometry Department at Landover University knows exactly who that papist ring kissing Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro is, along with that French homer Gay-Lussac. You need to pay attention to Loschmidt and quit posting on this Godly message board while you are inhaling helium.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager.

I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there.

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

[SUV]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there.

Dear, Dear Brother Enobarbus - Forever the optimist!