[M.D.]

Re: Pray for an end to abortion

M.D., are you a complete idiot. Abortion is wrong. If God has decided that the mother should die -- or that both of them should die -- it is not for man to intervene. What is there about ABORTION IS WRONG UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES that you don't understand?

If God wanted women to die because they couldn't kill their fetus, he wouldn't have created ways to abort the fetus and save the woman's life or would have made it impossible to perform such tasks.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Seems like a waste to me.
If your god designed this process, why didn't he make it more efficient? Why not sync the man's sperm production to the woman's ovulation, have sexual desire/ability only present during ovulation, have the man only release one soul/sperm, and give it a guidance system that would ensure that it arrived at its fallopian destination? That way, almost every sperm produced would become a person.

Have you heard of Original Sin? When Eve introduced evil into the Garden, everything became messed up--humans started dying, dinosaurs grew sharp teeth and began to eat each other, and there were even whispers of homosexuality. It is quite likely that reproduction was exactly as you describe before this happened... not that you would know a God-damned thing about the LORD's divine plan.

[Enobarbus]

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Alright, let's say if the FETUS wasn't terminated it would kill the mother and die itself. Would you rather have a dead fetus and a dead mother who could no longer bear any children or a dead fetus and a living mom who could try again?

Don't get me wrong though, I am against little teenagers who start binge drinking and can't handle responsibility for their own actions.

M.D., are you a complete idiot. Abortion is wrong. If God has decided that the mother should die -- or that both of them should die -- it is not for man to intervene. What is there about ABORTION IS WRONG UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES that you don't understand?

[Enobarbus]

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But is it not better to abort a bastard baby before it is born, than to raise a pre-damned child into an adult who may well raise up more bastards, none of whom can enter Heaven?

Brother OnYourKnees, I am shocked. I can only imagine that Rachael has led you astray somehow and suggest that you keep well away from the witch. Where is our young friend Daniel, I ask you? After the witch Undie put a spell on him he has disappeared, probably lost to the Lord forever. Even as I write this, I fear that he may be somewhere in the woods dancing skyclad with a coterie of chubby teenage harlots... and he once such a pious seeming young man...

Please read carefully what Brother Wash has written and remember that God's plan is beyond the ken of us mere mortals. What is plain is that God is producing many hellbound sinners, and those extra hell-destined bastards raised up by the bastard you mention, may have an important role to play in helping to fill hell.

I feel some extra prayers, Bible readings, and an increase in your tithes may be called for Brother. We don't want to lose you to the witches as we did poor Daniel.

[M.D.]

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Each year, 40 million innocent American babies are sent to Hell by wicked abortionists before they can comprehend Jesus. Pray to God that He may smite all of these murderers and end the slaughter.

Alright, let's say if the FETUS wasn't terminated it would kill the mother and die itself. Would you rather have a dead fetus and a dead mother who could no longer bear any children or a dead fetus and a living mom who could try again?

Don't get me wrong though, I am against little teenagers who start binge drinking and can't handle responsibility for their own actions.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Seems like a waste to me.
If your god designed this process, why didn't he make it more efficient?.

Do you have the knowledge of God to judge His decisions? No. I personally think it is God prefers to give all possible humans an existence not matter how limited. We can safely assume these un-conceived souls are utterly evil and richly deserve their fates.

Frankly I fail to see why you pagans get your goat gut G strings in such a twist about this. It is not like you have anything better to offer as an explanation for all of this. I hear some vaguely scientific explainations about this but since secular science refuses to admit the existance of souls the issue of when a soul enters the body is not covered.

[BadAssButterfly]

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What about the seed that the man spills due to dreams? They die! Since they haven't been able to go into Church and say "Jesus, I love you" these un-conceived seed souls are evil God hating scum and Jesus (sadly) flushes them down the toilet to hell were they pay for their sins with eternal torment. This is why Christians take such a dim view of abortion and self pollution you silly pagan.

Seems like a waste to me.
If your god designed this process, why didn't he make it more efficient? Why not sync the man's sperm production to the woman's ovulation, have sexual desire/ability only present during ovulation, have the man only release one soul/sperm, and give it a guidance system that would ensure that it arrived at its fallopian destination? That way, almost every sperm produced would become a person.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If the soul is in the sperm, and only one sperm penetrates the ovum, then what happens to all those other millions of supposed souls a man ejaculates? Sperm only have a roughly 48-hour lifespan inside a woman's reproductive tract.

What about the seed that the man spills due to dreams? They die! Since they haven't been able to go into Church and say "Jesus, I love you" these un-conceived seed souls are evil God hating scum and Jesus (sadly) flushes them down the toilet to hell were they pay for their sins with eternal torment. This is why Christians take such a dim view of abortion and self pollution you silly pagan.

[BadAssButterfly]

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Really, and at what precises point does this happen Rachael? Remember this is important because the moment after it becomes vicious, cold blooded murder. While God doesn't make it clear in the Bible we Christians reasonably error on the side of caution. The soul is the there from the seed.

If the soul is in the sperm, and only one sperm penetrates the ovum, then what happens to all those other millions of supposed souls a man ejaculates? Sperm only have a roughly 48-hour lifespan inside a woman's reproductive tract.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Really, and at what precises point does this happen Rachael? Remember this is important because the moment after it becomes vicious, cold blooded murder. While God doesn't make it clear in the Bible we Christians reasonably error on the side of caution. The soul is the there from the seed.

BJ dearest......read over the part of my post that you quoted. I named the moment there.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Actually I do believe in the soul and that there is a point where it gets one. After it is born. Until it is born, it's essentially a potential person, no more.

Really, and at what precises point does this happen Rachael? Remember this is important because the moment after it becomes vicious, cold blooded murder. While God doesn't make it clear in the Bible we Christians reasonably error on the side of caution. The soul is the there from the seed.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Amen brother. It is a little-known fact that Jesus is the greatest abortionist of all. When He kills a baby, it is for His divine, unquestionably loving purposes. When a filthy joo baby-killing doctor does it, why thats murder pure and simple.

No it isn't.
Because the baby has to be aborted by a certain point. Until that point it is a clump of cells. Pure and simple.

Um, besides the WALLS BREATHING?

Yes, besides that.

Are you sure they were the right kind of mushrooms?

Hmm, if they were the brown mushrooms, you should be ok, give or take an hour or so. Have you seen any little purple people yet?

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh dear, I did tell the people cooking the sauce to add the shittake mushrooms and not those brown ones. I do hope it was the shittake. Do you see anything unusual?

Um, besides the WALLS BREATHING?

Are you sure they were the right kind of mushrooms?

Hmm, we were talking about how only horrifically evil people have abortions, right? Ah yes, so you Pagan types can make them into pies.

I feel much better now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've had a look into this life-after-birth issue, and learned a few things:

Did you know that 1 in 150 pregnancies is an ectopic pregnancy, in which the embryo implants in the Fallopian tubes or other place other than the uterus, and fails? Sometimes the dead embryo even has to be surgically removed!

Up to 20% of pregnancies spontaneously abort in the first 20 weeks! Many of those women don't eve know they're pregnant! Why, that's 1 in 5 pregnancies, dead without ever having a chance to know Jesus. And they're mighty small, so it's not like they provide much fuel for Hell.

Amen brother. It is a little-known fact that Jesus is the greatest abortionist of all. When He kills a baby, it is for His divine, unquestionably loving purposes. When a filthy joo baby-killing doctor does it, why thats murder pure and simple.

[Warrior in Christ]

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Be careful my friend! She could have slipped you some deadly nightshade! It's a common poison used by witches... The only thing that can save you is prayer and Jesus! Act quickly my friend, if this be the case....

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ