[Robert Hutchins]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I do not inject marijana. that's silly.

they do have a wide variety of medicinal teas here in california..

Did they come out with a suppository for sodomists?

I don't know much about this whole "reefer" thing. Just what my Pastor says, and you can't argue with a Holy man such as him.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like.

I'll bet you don't even realize the severe danger to your health posed by banana blight. And since banana blight comes from Africa, you "African-Americans" are especially vulnerable. This could be worse that AIDS, another disease caused by you Africans having sex with monkeys.





yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[im a queer pervert get over it]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I would pray for you Star Finder, but as I am a proud atheist, I won't. However, I commend you for raising awareness in the online community about global ecological issues. Plastic should be banned. We can live in a world without plastic, perfectly fine. Plastic was invented by snobby, racist white people and it reflects their personalities: cheap, genuine, manufactured, and destructive.

that is a brilliant analogy, by the way im on here just to annoy and laugh at these mad sons of bitches, im an atheist and im gay and i find it soo funny at the amount of total bullshit that these fuckers say, and mate good luck

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

well! great progress!



I've made a good start putting things in shape here. The funny thing is now there are a bunch of homeless people living in between the stacks.

Now I've started seeing a lot of guys going back there, and I keep on hearing grunting noises. I will have to investigate.

I am sure its just some people helping to build another ship. although.. I havn't seen the first one yet.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I ask you all to pray for me.

But I don't have any goats and I was unable to catch a cat, sadly. and all I have left is about a 1/4 bottle of Jim Beam so I can't actually waste any of that. But I ask for your incantations of success because I really need them.

Some of you may know that I was an expert in waste management in my younger years, which also included a trip to California before I wound up in Staten Island near the mall, which is right on top of the largest landfill in the world.

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If you want a goat or a cat I can supply them, you will have to pay extra for the negatives later,and later,and later,and well you know how it goes. And as for Jim Beam that abomination of rye and mash YUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK. Stick to J.D. pure maize as god intended. And how any one could miss California and end up in Statan Isle. is beyond credibilty or were you overcome and befuddeld by the fumes of Joisey? Get serious before you post on these sacred forums.

[JennyD]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I would pray for you Star Finder, but as I am a proud atheist, I won't. However, I commend you for raising awareness in the online community about global ecological issues. Plastic should be banned. We can live in a world without plastic, perfectly fine. Plastic was invented by snobby, racist white people and it reflects their personalities: cheap, genuine, manufactured, and destructive.

So why is it so many Negroes buy plastic disposable sporks, for example, instead of reusable silver? Is it because they are short-sighted and can't recognize value?

Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.

How can bananas be environmentally conscious?

Do you have any idea the embodied energy in a banana? And the amount of rainforest destroyed so human-created hybrid bananas can be grown to ship to the United States?

Environmentally-conscious, indeed!

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

I am very serious.

J.D. is like candy its so sweet. bah! anyway what do you know about burbon? don't you just drink cheap tequilla all the time?

as for me, it was a long sad story of woe. I was kidnapped by agents of LBC security and hauled back because of my relationship with Pastor Zeke.

and I was able to catch a large rat and sacrifice him to my gods so I good to go there...

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

well! great progress!

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That picture betrays which environmental busy-body you are emulating ...



... if only we could find you a real planet to live on all by yourself, rather than "Planet Star Finder" which exists entirely within your wretched head.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

OH MISS ROGERS!!

It warms my heart to hear you kind words of felicitation. I am blessed that you care about me enough to write. I hope to sail into your arms on my ship of garbage...as soon I as find it I will let you know.



I am having some difficulty actually finding it but I'm sure when I do I can snuggle you on board and you can be just like one of the crew.

Meanwhile I could sure use some help collecting bottles so if you are in the SF area....let me know how to contact you

yours forever,

Star Finder

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Aren't all of these plastic bottles bio-degradable and react well with seawater and sunshine?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Maybe this is the beginning of Star Finder's spiritual awakening. Remember that Jonah, too, was fleeing from God by sea when God arranged for a fish to house Jonah for a three day journey to Nineveh.

Nineveh was a city in what is now Northern Iraq, probably the largest city that has ever existed in the world. The Book of Jonah tells us:

Now Nineveh was an exceeding great city of three days' journey. Jonah 3:3

Which pretty much puts it at around 60 miles across, or 2,800 square miles. Almost all of Nineveh was destroyed by the wrath of God, leaving no trace whatsoever, so the ruins that are left today are much, much smaller. Which is a shame, because I would have loved to have visited the ruins of an ancient city of 2,800 square miles.

The city was surprisingly sparsely populated for such a large place:

And should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more than sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their left hand; and also much cattle? Jonah 4:4

That puts the population density at 21 persons per square mile, which is about the population density of the entire state of Arkansas.

Why did such as small population build so vast a city? Nobody knows for sure, but the answer probably lies in their total stupidity. After all, if they couldn't tell their right hands from their left hands, they probably couldn't do the calculations needed to build a reasonable supply of housing and public buildings for their population size.

That's what happens when you reject the Lord.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

OH MISS ROGERS!!

It warms my heart to hear you kind words of felicitation. I am blessed that you care about me enough to write. I hope to sail into your arms on my ship of garbage...as soon I as find it I will let you know.

I am having some difficulty actually finding it but I'm sure when I do I can snuggle you on board and you can be just like one of the crew.

So, you're going to snuggle the rest of the crew, too?

Fornicator!

That puts the population density at 21 persons per square mile, which is about the population density of the entire state of Arkansas.

Why did such as small population build so vast a city? Nobody knows for sure, but the answer probably lies in their total stupidity. After all, if they couldn't tell their right hands from their left hands, they probably couldn't do the calculations needed to build a reasonable supply of housing and public buildings for their population size.

That's what happens when you reject the Lord.

Perhaps they should rename Phoenix. "Ninevah, AZ" sounds about right.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Perhaps they should rename Phoenix. "Ninevah, AZ" sounds about right.

Gotta be a great time to buy a house there, though.

[Star Finder]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

only if the house is made out of trash.

on the other hand I heard a lot of the forclosures WERE full of it..

[David de Rothschild]

Re: Voyage to the Unknown

Hello! I, David de Rothschild have just returned from a wonderful and successful tour of the heap of plastic in the middle of the Pacific!!

It was due to my greatness and ability that we were able to accomplish this terrific feat. I am sure you are all jealous, because, after all, I am the David de Rothschild.

http://www.theplastiki.com/

I have to tell you some sad news though. Well not actually that sad, but I feel I have at least some feeling of the necessity of conferring to you that your friend, well maybe friend is not the correct word after all the stories he told me about his treatment at the hands of you fanatics... but anyway, Jorge Wahlpoker was unfortunately lost in the middle of the Pacific on this voyage and we were forced to return without him. Well not exactly forced, we just couldn't be bothered dragging his sad sack ass up on my nice clean boat.

He told me you knew him as Star Finder and so I was able to find this thread. I met him in a warehouse parking lot while I was inspecting plastic bottles for my ship. He seemed to smell like a monkey for some reason, but he begged like a dog for a chance to come on the voyage, and, needing someone to check the 40,000 plastic bottles that make up the hull, and knowing no one else so stupid or desperate, I agreed.

So for the four months that he was at sea, he stayed below in the hold and checked the pressure in each bottle over and over. You will note that he is not mentioned as a member of the crew, because, seriously, with those deformed hands and odd gait combined with his disgusting smell and appearance, well, let's just say that is not the image the Rothschild Family cares to project.

When we arrived at the plastic garbage patch, that will now be named after me, Mr. Wahlpoker rushed up on deck, and fell overboard directly into the plastic. and was swallowed up.. and while later we saw his lifeless body covered in trash, it was too much of a bother to go and get him so we left.

In his meager effects I found a letter from him saying that if anything happened to him, first he wanted me to have his stuff. One look at the crap he left behind and over the side into the pile of plastic it went..

Next he asked me, for some reason, to fund a hospital specializing in scrotum injuries and cures, but that sounded way too hard and expensive so F that.

Lastly he asked me to check and see if his contribution to Landover B in the early part of this year had been recorded in the donations hall of fame, but frankly, after typing all this I can't be bothered doing that either.

So anyway the person you knew as Star Finder is no more and you are most likely better off for that.

Regards

David de Rothschild.