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Re: Pray for the Mexican Cartels
Sorry for you but El Guapo would nunca "MATE" with anyone who obviously watches to much "Sesame Street" (flying spaghetti monster?) Try "Chorizo Grande" and bring your little sister and maybe we can let you watch! P.S. Bring cash and no Canookian funny money.
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Don Bozo. I realize you've named your skinny, limp member the 'spaghetti monster', but the Flying Spaghettis Monster is not a real God.Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View PostBut I have a god in my pocket you can pray to.
Sorry, mate.
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Sorry but the Mega Rich and Petrolium Corporations dont need prayer since they seem to think they have god in thier pocket allready. But I have a god in my pocket you can pray to.Originally posted by Marovan View PostYeah, keep praying for law-breakers, innocent-killing bastards.
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Yeah, keep praying for law-breakers, innocent-killing bastards.
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I Do Believe© that one of them was struck near the "aorta."Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View PostHola SU< mi bonita nina, Could purchance some of them were only "Lightly Salted" and available for resale down here at the Cantina?
Could you tell me what this means? No one here in America ever speaks English any more
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About 10 years. The bank put the dollars in the shredder and security escorted me out the door (and it was a Canadian bank!). Haven't tried since then as I'm not technically allowed entry into the US any longer after the incident with the hooker in Detroit. She didn't like Canadian $ either.Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View PostBesides when is the last time you tried to exchange Canookian $ in the REAL world?
Edit to add: I was giving her the money in the hopes that she'd use it to get herself off the streets and find Jesus. No other reason.
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Listen joto it was just an offer of a beer so dont get your hopes up, this thread was only to warn of the impending shortage of dishwashers and sqeegee boys in the U.S. and not an invitation to emigrate your eskamoosian culo here! Besides when is the last time you tried to exchange Canookian $ in the REAL world?Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostIn the last 2 days I've had several invitations from this Aleister satanist to come meet him, now you. What is it? My youthful, rugged visage? Cause I'm both married and not a homer. Then again, what is a 'pacifica'? Is that beer? Messican beer is almost as good as Canadian, so I could be swayed... as long as you give me your word you don't have any hanky poanky in mind.
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In the last 2 days I've had several invitations from this Aleister satanist to come meet him, now you. What is it? My youthful, rugged visage? Cause I'm both married and not a homer. Then again, what is a 'pacifica'? Is that beer? Messican beer is almost as good as Canadian, so I could be swayed... as long as you give me your word you don't have any hanky poanky in mind.Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View PostYou being Canookian and Faux Frog at the best I dont have the slightest on how to communicate with you either ya hoser. But come on down sometime and I`ll buy you an ice cold "PACIFICO" at the Cantina.
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Gimme a break here Poo Boy,Originally posted by Pastor Ezekipoo View PostThe thing I object to about these messicant cartels is that they don't Tithe. Jesus needs His cut, and I don't mean those greasy little bastard beaner kids who call themselves "hay-soos" either.
Hospitals. Cartels= Mucho, DEA= None
Schools, Cartels= Mucho, DEA= None
Teenage Hookers, Cartels Supply= Mucho, DEA Use= Need More!
By the way that Holloween Nun wasent you was it?
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You being Canookian and Faux Frog at the best I dont have the slightest on how to communicate with you either ya hoser. But come on down sometime and I`ll buy you an ice cold "PACIFICO" at the Cantina.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostI'm so sorry, Don Bozo, but being Canadian I don't speak beaner and have no idea what you said. Now if you'd said it in cheese-eating surrender monkey speak, I'd have a chance to understand.
Can anyone translate beaner for me?
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The thing I object to about these messicant cartels is that they don't Tithe. Jesus needs His cut, and I don't mean those greasy little bastard beaner kids who call themselves "hay-soos" either.
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I'm so sorry, Don Bozo, but being Canadian I don't speak beaner and have no idea what you said. Now if you'd said it in cheese-eating surrender monkey speak, I'd have a chance to understand.
Can anyone translate beaner for me?
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Mios Dios pendejo if you dident come here to die YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE!!Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostI don't know how to feel about this Don Bozo. On the one hand only sinners get into the drug lifestyle and destroy themselves. That being the case it's good for there to be a ready supply with which these sinners can do themselves in. On the other hand the cartels are truly evil sinners too. And their deaths please the Lord. Don't know where to go with this. If another, more seasoned, True Christian could give me their guidance my gratitude would be eternal.
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I don't know how to feel about this Don Bozo. On the one hand only sinners get into the drug lifestyle and destroy themselves. That being the case it's good for there to be a ready supply with which these sinners can do themselves in. On the other hand the cartels are truly evil sinners too. And their deaths please the Lord. Don't know where to go with this. If another, more seasoned, True Christian could give me their guidance my gratitude would be eternal.
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