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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Re: Pray for the Mexican Cartels

    Originally posted by Little Bi-atch Avatar View Post
    Don Bozo. I realize you've named your skinny, limp member the 'spaghetti monster', but the Flying Spaghettis Monster is not a real God.

    Sorry, mate.
    Sorry for you but El Guapo would nunca "MATE" with anyone who obviously watches to much "Sesame Street" (flying spaghetti monster?) Try "Chorizo Grande" and bring your little sister and maybe we can let you watch! P.S. Bring cash and no Canookian funny money.

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    But I have a god in my pocket you can pray to.
    Don Bozo. I realize you've named your skinny, limp member the 'spaghetti monster', but the Flying Spaghettis Monster is not a real God.

    Sorry, mate.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Re: Pray for the Mexican Cartels

    Originally posted by Marovan View Post
    Yeah, keep praying for law-breakers, innocent-killing bastards.
    Sorry but the Mega Rich and Petrolium Corporations dont need prayer since they seem to think they have god in thier pocket allready. But I have a god in my pocket you can pray to.

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Marovan View Post
    Yeah, keep praying for law-breakers, innocent-killing bastards.
    This loses in the translation, but somehow I do not think it was meant in Christian Friendship

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  • Marovan
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    Yeah, keep praying for law-breakers, innocent-killing bastards.

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Hola SU< mi bonita nina, Could purchance some of them were only "Lightly Salted" and available for resale down here at the Cantina?
    I Do Believe© that one of them was struck near the "aorta."

    Could you tell me what this means? No one here in America ever speaks English any more

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Re: Pray for the Mexican Cartels

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Besides when is the last time you tried to exchange Canookian $ in the REAL world?
    About 10 years. The bank put the dollars in the shredder and security escorted me out the door (and it was a Canadian bank!). Haven't tried since then as I'm not technically allowed entry into the US any longer after the incident with the hooker in Detroit. She didn't like Canadian $ either.

    Edit to add: I was giving her the money in the hopes that she'd use it to get herself off the streets and find Jesus. No other reason.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
    In the last 2 days I've had several invitations from this Aleister satanist to come meet him, now you. What is it? My youthful, rugged visage? Cause I'm both married and not a homer. Then again, what is a 'pacifica'? Is that beer? Messican beer is almost as good as Canadian, so I could be swayed... as long as you give me your word you don't have any hanky poanky in mind.
    Listen joto it was just an offer of a beer so dont get your hopes up, this thread was only to warn of the impending shortage of dishwashers and sqeegee boys in the U.S. and not an invitation to emigrate your eskamoosian culo here! Besides when is the last time you tried to exchange Canookian $ in the REAL world?

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    You being Canookian and Faux Frog at the best I dont have the slightest on how to communicate with you either ya hoser. But come on down sometime and I`ll buy you an ice cold "PACIFICO" at the Cantina.
    In the last 2 days I've had several invitations from this Aleister satanist to come meet him, now you. What is it? My youthful, rugged visage? Cause I'm both married and not a homer. Then again, what is a 'pacifica'? Is that beer? Messican beer is almost as good as Canadian, so I could be swayed... as long as you give me your word you don't have any hanky poanky in mind.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekipoo View Post
    The thing I object to about these messicant cartels is that they don't Tithe. Jesus needs His cut, and I don't mean those greasy little bastard beaner kids who call themselves "hay-soos" either.
    Gimme a break here Poo Boy,
    Hospitals. Cartels= Mucho, DEA= None
    Schools, Cartels= Mucho, DEA= None
    Teenage Hookers, Cartels Supply= Mucho, DEA Use= Need More!
    By the way that Holloween Nun wasent you was it?

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
    I'm so sorry, Don Bozo, but being Canadian I don't speak beaner and have no idea what you said. Now if you'd said it in cheese-eating surrender monkey speak, I'd have a chance to understand.

    Can anyone translate beaner for me?
    You being Canookian and Faux Frog at the best I dont have the slightest on how to communicate with you either ya hoser. But come on down sometime and I`ll buy you an ice cold "PACIFICO" at the Cantina.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    The thing I object to about these messicant cartels is that they don't Tithe. Jesus needs His cut, and I don't mean those greasy little bastard beaner kids who call themselves "hay-soos" either.

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  • Brother Enoch
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    I'm so sorry, Don Bozo, but being Canadian I don't speak beaner and have no idea what you said. Now if you'd said it in cheese-eating surrender monkey speak, I'd have a chance to understand.

    Can anyone translate beaner for me?

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
    I don't know how to feel about this Don Bozo. On the one hand only sinners get into the drug lifestyle and destroy themselves. That being the case it's good for there to be a ready supply with which these sinners can do themselves in. On the other hand the cartels are truly evil sinners too. And their deaths please the Lord. Don't know where to go with this. If another, more seasoned, True Christian could give me their guidance my gratitude would be eternal.
    Mios Dios pendejo if you dident come here to die YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE!!

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  • Brother Enoch
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    I don't know how to feel about this Don Bozo. On the one hand only sinners get into the drug lifestyle and destroy themselves. That being the case it's good for there to be a ready supply with which these sinners can do themselves in. On the other hand the cartels are truly evil sinners too. And their deaths please the Lord. Don't know where to go with this. If another, more seasoned, True Christian could give me their guidance my gratitude would be eternal.

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