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It seems that everyday more and more homos are seen in the state of Florida. I think it has to do with the way the state is shaped. You know what i mean.
It's just gross.
Please pray for Florida.
It's just gross.
Please pray for Florida.
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Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?
We could, Brother, but what earthly Good would it do?
Let's Pray instead that my Christmas Eggnog gets...ready....soon and Proper
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Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?
Apparently it'll be mostly swamped by rising sea levels within 20 years.
I think Scripture is more or less conclusive about floods and what they're for.
It's for wiping out Star Trek Phaser shaped places.
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Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?
Aint' no homersexuals here. Maybe da Gobner but dat about it. We take pride in bein a conservative Publican, Christian state!Originally posted by David Burke View PostEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?
Sister Vavoline, you may well be a good Christian but the floods will take you too. However, fear not, there will be a place at God's Right Hand for you as The Lord knows His Own.sigpic
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Well Mr Ezekiel, I be thinkin da floods are startin right now. It be rainin fo 2 days and dem damned dog won't go out cause they don't wanna git their feets wet. Anyway, dont you be worryin bout us cause I think DeWayne is gonna steal us a boat iffen it dont stop soon.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
I is sure as I is colored it da fault of them Joos liven next door...prayin to Moses and waitin on da Mis-sigha when us good Christians know he be here already in da form of Jeezus!Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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