Can we pray for the state of Florida?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?

Sister Vavoline, you may well be a good Christian but the floods will take you too. However, fear not, there will be a place at God's Right Hand for you as The Lord knows His Own.

Well Mr Ezekiel, I be thinkin da floods are startin right now. It be rainin fo 2 days and dem damned dog won't go out cause they don't wanna git their feets wet. Anyway, dont you be worryin bout us cause I think DeWayne is gonna steal us a boat iffen it dont stop soon.
I is sure as I is colored it da fault of them Joos liven next door...prayin to Moses and waitin on da Mis-sigha when us good Christians know he be here already in da form of Jeezus!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?

Sister Vavoline, you may well be a good Christian but the floods will take you too. However, fear not, there will be a place at God's Right Hand for you as The Lord knows His Own.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?

It seems that everyday more and more homos are seen in the state of Florida. I think it has to do with the way the state is shaped. You know what i mean.
It's just gross.
Please pray for Florida.

Aint' no homersexuals here. Maybe da Gobner but dat about it. We take pride in bein a conservative Publican, Christian state!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?

Apparently it'll be mostly swamped by rising sea levels within 20 years.

I think Scripture is more or less conclusive about floods and what they're for.

It's for wiping out Star Trek Phaser shaped places.

[SUV]

Re: Can we pray for the state of Florida?

We could, Brother, but what earthly Good would it do?

Let's Pray instead that my Christmas Eggnog gets...ready....soon and Proper

[David Burke]

It seems that everyday more and more homos are seen in the state of Florida. I think it has to do with the way the state is shaped. You know what i mean.
It's just gross.
Please pray for Florida.