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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by Brother T View Post
    Did the church Hijack Easter? I have been forwarded info from a Pagan, that suggests that Easter was a Pagan festival for thousands of years before Christ was born, this cannot be true surely? any help here?
    Please use the "search" function before posting your questions. Chances are good that there is a thread or three already in progress on the subject you are wondering about.

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  • Brother T
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    Did the church Hijack Easter? I have been forwarded info from a Pagan, that suggests that Easter was a Pagan festival for thousands of years before Christ was born, this cannot be true surely? any help here?

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  • Ex-Pagan
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    I for one will pray like mad, I need to get as far away from my pagan origins as possible

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  • TC Patriot
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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Personally I think the wild hares should be left alone, but so many of these "easter bunnies" are released by people who bought them for the kids and then let them go, that something has to be done about them.

    Yep, shoot them and turn them into dog food, best thing for them and the community.
    Rabbits are like hippies and nigras; all they do is fornicate and they will fornicate with anything.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Personally I think the wild hares should be left alone, but so many of these "easter bunnies" are released by people who bought them for the kids and then let them go, that something has to be done about them.

    Yep, shoot them and turn them into dog food, best thing for them and the community.

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  • TC Patriot
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    I thought it might be a good idea to bump this thread being that soon we will be faced with the Pagan menace that is the Easter Bunny.


    Compliments of Mr Winchester.

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  • TC Patriot
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by Petal View Post
    i thinks it real good that you menfolk are savings us all from them evil bunnys, cuz they breeds all the time an that be a rebellions againsts death. death be what Miss.Eve gaved the whole wide worlds when she ate the apples, an lord God not wants nature to cheats death. so death not a bad thang, it be a lord God thang an only true christains™ are gonna lives forever, it true

    <---- lookie at that bad bunny giving deaths the evil rebel eye
    I like the way you think! It would be quite sporting to slay these little furry demons with a sling blade.

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  • Petal
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I like to kill rabbits so I can attach their feet to my key-chain.
    i thinks it real good that you menfolk are savings us all from them evil bunnys, cuz they breeds all the time an that be a rebellions againsts death. death be what Miss.Eve gaved the whole wide worlds when she ate the apples, an lord God not wants nature to cheats death. so death not a bad thang, it be a lord God thang an only true christains™ are gonna lives forever, it true

    <---- lookie at that bad bunny giving deaths the evil rebel eye

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  • James Hutchins
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    I like to kill rabbits so I can attach their feet to my key-chain.
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  • Petal
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    Originally posted by Miss.Slutty View Post
    I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.
    it ok, Miss.Slutty, cuz when the menfolk kills them easter bunnys they bags a few of them emo bunnys as well, an that real good cuz emo bunnys be like emo childrens, the bestest thang for them be a bullet smack betweens the eyes cuz it put them outta thier miserys, yay!


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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    Rabbits are a vile creature. They are a promiscuous abomination. They represent a throw back vile Pagan times.

    Rabbits are a pest. They are a varmint! They are fun to shoot.

    I hope that Brother Ted Nugent shows up when we wack em and stack em grill em and chill em!

    We are soldiers of Christ and we are declaring war on his enemies and Easter Rabbits are his enemies. Wiping out this menace and having great joy in doing so pleases our Lord. The ones we don't cook and eat we will burn on an alter for the pleasure of our Lord. The Lord loves the swwet smell of burning flesh. Read your Bible! It soothes and pleases our Lord!

    Rabbits are natures Mexican'ts. All they know how to do is fornicate and make millions of babies that they expect everyone else to support.

    Rabbits steal from my garden, Messican'ts steal from my garden. Rabbits leave crap pellets all over, Messican'ts leave their trash all over.

    Rabbits enter your yard illegally and unwanted. Messican't enter America illegally and unwanted.

    So what if we hunt them. We need to get rid of them.

    I hope you guys pick off tons of them!

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  • TC Patriot
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by Skitty View Post
    There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.
    Rabbits are a vile creature. They are a promiscuous abomination. They represent a throw back vile Pagan times.

    Rabbits are a pest. They are a varmint! They are fun to shoot.

    I hope that Brother Ted Nugent shows up when we wack em and stack em grill em and chill em!

    We are soldiers of Christ and we are declaring war on his enemies and Easter Rabbits are his enemies. Wiping out this menace and having great joy in doing so pleases our Lord. The ones we don't cook and eat we will burn on an alter for the pleasure of our Lord. The Lord loves the swwet smell of burning flesh. Read your Bible! It soothes and pleases our Lord!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Pray for the Death of the Easter Bunny

    Originally posted by Skitty View Post
    There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.
    Who cares what you object to? You're just a girl, and an unsaved one to boot. You should be busy in the kitchen learning how to bake a nice rabbit casserole.

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  • Slutty
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    There's nothing wrong with killing them because you need the food. I object to killing the poor animals because of the apparent immorality of the easter bunny.

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  • Nobar King
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    Rabbits are pests. You kill them and eat them. What else would you do with all of them?

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