Please Pray for PZ Myers

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please Pray for PZ Myers

Assistant Professor Paul Zachary Meyers is still on a one-way trip to Hell, so the prayers continue to be ongoing. How he can reject Jesus the way he does just sickens me.

[SUV]

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Peanuts? He rejects God! He's just plain nuts!!

Top Nut on the FruitCake indeed, Reverend

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Are we all still recruiting people to join the prayer teams? I don't think he's found Jesus yet.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm joining in this prayerful effort. I check in at his site occasionally to see what the unwashed are talking about. And, I have to say some things one learns there are amusing. For example, he just came back from a trip. How did he fly?? Ordinary commercial w/ a coach seat. Our Pastors fly in their own bizjet aircraft. Now, he sort of pretends to be a person of some influence and importance. Compared to our pastors, he is just peanuts.

Peanuts? He rejects God! He's just plain nuts!!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm joining in this prayerful effort. I check in at his site occasionally to see what the unwashed are talking about. And, I have to say some things one learns there are amusing. For example, he just came back from a trip. How did he fly?? Ordinary commercial w/ a coach seat. Our Pastors fly in their own bizjet aircraft. Now, he sort of pretends to be a person of some influence and importance. Compared to our pastors, he is just peanuts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That all sounds very reasonable indeed, Reverend Rodimer.

I don't think he's a Christian yet. He's still mocking Godly science!

We have a couple of unfortunate events happening.

One is the Creation Science Fair. I've been thinking for years that I ought to drop in on this event, and every year it rolls around and I find myself completely unable to do it. I can cope with adults who do stupid things — they are independent and presumably responsible, after all — but these are kids who are being lied to and led deeper into ignorance. It would be like going to a puppy-kicking party, and I'd just want to gather up all the victims and take them home with me.

The other event this weekend is a debate…a debate between a dimwitted dogmatic creationist and a minister in Owatonna. There can be no winner here: it's a battle between a severely brain-damaged cretin and a blind man. The event is a byproduct of the Clergy Letter project/evolution weekend promotion, which seeks to get ministers around the country to preach science from the pulpit.

Please pray for this poor, deluded man who, like all atheists, realizes deep down that one man he insults (John Weisenberger) is actually telling it just like it is:

First off, if you're going to say it's a religion that's preventing science, evolution is the religion that's preventing science, because you've got atheistic evolutionists who are saying 'Well, all the science points to a God, but I don't want to believe in that so I'll believe the impossible instead.'

Yet Myers just ignores the truth, even when he puts it in his very own blog! How can anyone be so blind? Sometimes I wonder if even God Himself can make Myers see.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That all sounds very reasonable indeed, Reverend Rodimer.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Don't forget, there is a bounty on Paul Zachary Meyers' soul, so any Prayer Warrior who succeeds in bringing him over to the Lord gets a reward in addition to that which awaits them in Heaven! This is one Godless liberal assistant professor who isn't going to remain a Godless liberal for long!

How wonderful, Sister! It warms my heart to see Landover step up and add prayers to bring these men to God!

But with all the different congregations joining in, how will we know who is responsible?

Is it too much to ask God not only to show Myers His Truth, but also tell him, let's say, "Give the credit to Rev. Mark Rodimer's flock in North Salem, so they can auction off the prizes to put toward the new roof and fitness center with swimming pool, hot tub, steam room, and massage rooms that the church so desperately needs"?

Or maybe, "I am God. I am real. Here's proof. Sister Mary Maria of Landover sent me."

[Bobby-Joe]

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Don't forget, there is a bounty on Paul Zachary Meyers' soul, so any Prayer Warrior who succeeds in bringing him over to the Lord gets a reward in addition to that which awaits them in Heaven! This is one Godless liberal assistant professor who isn't going to remain a Godless liberal for long!

PRAISE Jesus that will be a glorious day when some TRUE Christian(tm) can lay the spiritual scalp of PZ Myers' at the feet of Jesus. To long has that bearded minon of the Great Satan (Richard Dawkins) been allowed to run amok on the internet persecuting good Christians like the Discovery Institute for the crime of merely believing in the Word of the Lord. It is time Jesus put of a stop to this second Emperor Diocletian

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Don't forget, there is a bounty on Paul Zachary Meyers' soul, so any Prayer Warrior who succeeds in bringing him over to the Lord gets a reward in addition to that which awaits them in Heaven! This is one Godless liberal assistant professor who isn't going to remain a Godless liberal for long!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The General Epistle of James
Jas:1:2: My brethren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations;
Jas:1:3: Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.

I would refer this arch-satan PZ Myers (if that is his name) to the above verse. The point here is that a strong faith will resist all temptations. PZ Meyers has not the strength of character to be a Christian for 40 days and 40 nights – he knows he would succumb to the Word of the Lord.

Atheists are weak willed and lack all moral fiber in their state of being separated from The Lord.

A True Christian, however, could test his faith (as I believe Nephew Zebulun did last year on his trip to Bangkok) by not being a Christian for 40 days and 40 nights and come out the other end knowing that True Christianity™ is the only True Religion.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Today, as I often do, I was scanning the blogs of hateful God-mockers over my morning coffee. It's good to know what they're up to, and they always announce their plans as though they think nobody's watching their websites!

One of the most virulent haters of the Lord and all things good and holy is PZ Myers, a biologist at the University of Minnesota.

His blog is on the scienceblogs.com site, but he uses it primarily to bash Godly men like Kent Hovind and Ray Comfort and Bananas. I guess that's what "science" means, insulting God and His followers.

Anyway, it seems he finally won a poll fair and square, without sending his hordes of fans off to mass-vote the poll the way he tells them:

There was another poll out there that I studiously ignored, because I was on it: Which miracle do you think Americans would most support? One of the possible answers was "PZ Myers publicly converts from atheism to follow the One True God."

. . . Alas, I have won. Now I have to be a little concerned that devout Christians will be after me with a baseball bat.

So here's an important caveat: traumatic brain injury or organic deterioration do not count. You're going to have to convert me with reason, logic, and evidence in order for my conversion to count as a miracle.

A baseball bat? Who would use a baseball bat?

I would never do such a thing! Would any Christian? Surely we all know better!!

A piece of #2 rebar would allow for a far more precisely placed impact.

But I guess I'll pray he meets Jesus anyway. He could just tell all his lapdogs that God's real and they'd all convert immediately! Think of the tithes souls that would be saved!