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  • Unsaved and Loving It
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    Re: Brothers and Sisters, please pray for me...

    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!
    Not even Jesus himself could help you there.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    "Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".
    The NWAACP describe themselves as "colored." I suppose you think they're racists as well?

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    Okay, first off, when I was talking about "human beings" I was talking about the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!!
    Second, underneath the title "Women Probably Don't Have Souls" there is a subtitle that says "Bible Fact!" And in the original link it has "Bible Fact" right next to the title. And, yes, I did read the article. It gave examples from the Bible, such as:

    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Genesis 2:18-22
    18:And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
    19:And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
    20:And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
    21:And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
    22:And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

    Isaiah 32:9-11
    9:Rise up, ye women that are at ease; hear my voice, ye careless daughters; give ear unto my speech.
    10:Many days and years shall ye be troubled, ye careless women: for the vintage shall fail, the gathering shall not come.
    11:Tremble, ye women that are at ease; be troubled, ye careless ones: strip you, and make you bare, and gird sackcloth upon your loins.

    2 Timothy 3:6
    For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

    and so on...
    Pastor Fred has said, "Dr. Neiman's conclusions still need to be formalized." Did your feeble female mind forget that?

    The entire hypothesis is based on the fact that there will be no need for women's work in Heaven. But just because they will not perform a woman's duty in Heaven does not mean they have no souls here and now.

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  • angelique_of_the_damned44
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    The article titled, "Women Probably Don't Have Souls!". I take it you're a woman seeing as you were too feeble minded to actually read the title, much less the entire article. Seeing that True Christian women, in their close adherence to the Word of God, do not behave like heathen women and shun their natural affinity toward inequity they can surely be converted into a new creation in Heaven. With Jesus anything is possible.
    Okay, first off, when I was talking about "human beings" I was talking about the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!!
    Second, underneath the title "Women Probably Don't Have Souls" there is a subtitle that says "Bible Fact!" And in the original link it has "Bible Fact" right next to the title. And, yes, I did read the article. It gave examples from the Bible, such as:

    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Genesis 2:18-22
    18:And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
    19:And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
    20:And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
    21:And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
    22:And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

    Isaiah 32:9-11
    9:Rise up, ye women that are at ease; hear my voice, ye careless daughters; give ear unto my speech.
    10:Many days and years shall ye be troubled, ye careless women: for the vintage shall fail, the gathering shall not come.
    11:Tremble, ye women that are at ease; be troubled, ye careless ones: strip you, and make you bare, and gird sackcloth upon your loins.

    2 Timothy 3:6
    For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

    and so on...

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    "Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".

    So now you're going to pretend that phenotypes don't exist?

    And on top of that you wish to make the term "human being" a nigra only thing. Keep up such racist remarks and you'll find yourself banned... IP banned.


    I wouldn't consider it lucky to be raped by ANYONE. Besides, a lot of "Africans" during that time were, in fact, raped and sodomized before and after the trip to America where they were traded and bought as slaves (it was in every history book that I've ever read).

    You don't consider it lucky to have a soul? How are you ever going to seek redemption and have any chance of going to Heaven without a soul? So you think it's "cool" to be destined to Hell without hope of Salvation? You make me sick.

    Well, in THIS article, Dr. Fred Neiman, a Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, seems to think that women do NOT have souls and claims that it's a "Bible Fact!"
    The article titled, "Women Probably Don't Have Souls!". I take it you're a woman seeing as you were too feeble minded to actually read the title, much less the entire article. Seeing that True Christian women, in their close adherence to the Word of God, do not behave like heathen women and shun their natural affinity toward inequity they can surely be converted into a new creation in Heaven. With Jesus anything is possible.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    "Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".

    You and your "friends" are nothing but a pack of unsaved trash, and a gang of racists. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. used the very same words you call racist. Are you calling HIM out?



    God cursed the nigras to be our servants. If you don't like that, take it up with God.


    I wouldn't consider it lucky to be raped by ANYONE. Besides, a lot of "Africans" during that time were, in fact, raped and sodomized before and after the trip to America where they were traded and bought as slaves (it was in every history book that I've ever read).


    Why do you use quotation marks to belittle the word "African"? More racism? Those savages were bought and paid for, and as such fall under God's law and protections.

    Exodus 21:20-21
    And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.



    Well, in THIS article, Dr. Fred Neiman, a Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, seems to think that women do NOT have souls and claims that it's a "Bible Fact!"
    There is still much debate within True Christian™ Theological circles on this topic. I tend to agree with Dr. Neiman on this, that females are soulless and as such have no chance at all of reaching Heaven. But we don't like to talk about it too much. It upsets the wives and girlfriends.

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  • angelique_of_the_damned44
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    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    So you don't consider white people to be "human beings?" How disgustingly racist.
    I was talking about the whole human race.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    "Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".
    So you don't consider white people to be "human beings?" How disgustingly racist.

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  • angelique_of_the_damned44
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    What is a "black" person anyway? You'd best study my signature and realize the Truth. "Black" is a racist term and we frown on racism.

    The majority of nigra DO have souls.
    "Black", "nigra", "colored", my friends and I consider all words/names like that to be racist. We prefer the words "human" or "human beings".

    The vast majority of Wild African Negroidials do NOT have souls because their ancestors weren't lucky enough to be raped by lonely slightly retarded drunken white sailors who hadn't seen a white woman in months.
    I wouldn't consider it lucky to be raped by ANYONE. Besides, a lot of "Africans" during that time were, in fact, raped and sodomized before and after the trip to America where they were traded and bought as slaves (it was in every history book that I've ever read).

    And women? I have it on good authority that they DO have souls. The rumors that the do not is speculation. Rather or not their original purpose will be null and void in Heaven does not mean they do not have a souls here and now.
    Well, in THIS article, Dr. Fred Neiman, a Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, seems to think that women do NOT have souls and claims that it's a "Bible Fact!"

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    Any particular reason you think black people don't have souls?
    What is a "black" person anyway? You'd best study my signature and realize the Truth. "Black" is a racist term and we frown on racism.

    The majority of nigra DO have souls.

    The vast majority of Wild African Negroidials do NOT have souls because their ancestors weren't lucky enough to be raped by lonely slightly retarded drunken white sailors who hadn't seen a white woman in months.

    And women? I have it on good authority that they DO have souls. The rumors that the do not is speculation. Rather or not their original purpose will be null and void in Heaven does not mean they do not have a souls here and now.

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  • Joo
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Sex is for Fags.
    Last time I checked, it was actually quite the opposite. You know you were created by your parents having sex. Think about that for a moment. That means your parents were fags at one point. And if you have any kids, then that means you were as well.

    Doesn't Zeke have a child or two? I could be wrong, but I remember reading a comment that he does somewhere. If he does, that means you're saying he participated in a fagot act as well. I'm sure you don't want to make that assertion. SO...I'd be more careful about my wording good sir.

    Besides, if that means I'm going to be a fag someday, then...whatever.

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  • Ixi
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    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!
    Go on EHarmony then

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  • Kazoo
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    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    To have sex REALLY soon. It's been ****ing AGES! Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!
    I seem to recall you saying something along the lines of:
    ...I'm a seven year old boy...
    Sometimes you've got to wonder...

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    Any particular reason you think black people don't have souls?
    Like most other sinners I'm sure you think it's because we're racist, backwater fools. We're not.

    Personally I think God gave the negro's rythm and an inate ability to play the harmonica in place of a soul. If you've ever seen a negro tap dancing, playing hambone and jokingly opening their eyes real wide with a mocking shocked look on their face you'd quickly notice that Our Saviour hasn't forgotten them. It cracks me up every time I see it.

    While I don't know what their eternal reward will be, I can assure you I wish them well.

    And I don't think they're lazy either. I've got a field negro that will do the work of 5 men and he works 18 hours a day all year round. He works twice as fast when I get the buggy whip out but I'm usually only fooling around with him, I'm not serious.
    Last edited by Deaner; 07-04-2007, 02:11 PM.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Tha Duckman View Post
    Tha Duck wants some pussy, yo!
    It sounds like the only "Pussy" you need is Ninja Kitty. he knows everything about Adolescent Male Teens like you and their Carnal desires.

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    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44
    They also think women don't have souls either.
    It is so written. However, our top Christian advisers are still looking into this matter and although it is probably true, there has not been an absolutely conclusive answer.

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