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  • #1

    Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

    R.I.P. BROTHER!




    The driver of a car who tried to cross the AA Highway in Carter County Wednesday died after troopers say he pulled out into oncoming traffic.

    The accident happened at about 3:29 p.m. at the intersection of KY 2 and the AA Highway.

    Kentucky State Police say 28-year-old David Cantrell of South Shore pulled out in front of a car driven by 53-year-old Robert Ward of Landover, Iowa.

    Pastor Ezekiel, who police say was not wearing a seatbelt, was pronounced dead at the scene. Three passengers riding with Pastor Ezekiel, 36-year-old Randy Newman of Green up, 33-year-old Don Newman of Landover, and 19-year-old Donna Wilburn of Grayson, were all transported to Cabell Huntington Hospital for treatment. Their conditions are not known at this time.

    Troopers say Ward was wearing a seat-belt at the time of the crash. No information about his condition was included in a news release sent out by the KSP.
    Tags: fake news, pastor ezekiel
  • #2
    Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

    If thats true then why did i get a e-mail from him 10 mins ago?

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    • #3
      Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

      Interesting.... The good Pastor is in the Pacific Rim at this very moment in time, ministering to the slants there.

      Son, you need to fess up your lies.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

        Stolen and altered You should stick to forging food stamps.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

          Bobby-Joe dispatched a team to Detroit. They should be back by morning.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

            Damn that heathen poster!

            My heart actually stopped for a minute!

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            • #7
              Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

              That's actually pretty messed up that you would post something like that. How would you feel if we all wished death on you? (Because of that, most people might). You owe Pastor Ezekiel an applogy. I suggest it be soon, because, I currently am in the Detroit area doing some ministry work
              Matthew 6:26
              26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

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              • #8
                Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                That is not funny! When I read the title of your post I fell to my knees in grief and injured myself! A joo lawyer will be contacting you very soon!
                Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • #9
                  Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                  That is one sick joke, buddy. Can't put anything past an atheist these days.
                  Matthew 7:15
                  Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                    Rest assured, Brothers and sisters, I am not the Pastor Ezekiel mentioned in that article. I am sitting in my hotel room in Tokyo, Japan right this minute, doing the Lord's work as usual.

                    It will take more than a drunk driver to kill me. Jesus is protecting me at all times!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                      I just fainted and hit my delicate head on the corner of my desk.

                      I COULD HAVE DIED!

                      Please send Bobby-Joe over to arrest 'Themanwithass' and have charges drawn up immediately for ATTEMPTED MURDER!

                      p/s: I'm glad you are OK Sweetie.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                        Originally posted by themanisanass View Post
                        Kentucky State Police say 28-year-old David Cantrell of South Shore pulled out in front of a car driven by 53-year-old Robert Ward of Landover, Iowa.

                        Pastor Ezekiel, who police say was not wearing a seatbelt, was pronounced dead at the scene. Three passengers riding with Pastor Ezekiel, 36
                        Too bad you couldn't even be bothered to change the deceased's name all three times, or find out Zeke's last name.

                        Are you one of those 4chan retards? Like the kind who got all worked up that no news media would cover their tragic little stunt about Chris Gowan and his online indiscretion?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                          How's this for a news story.

                          Killer Bee Kills Godless Homer

                          The Godless homer who threatened world reknowned missionary and biblical scholar Pastor Ezekiel of Landover Baptist Church was found dead after being stung by a Remingtonized killer bee!

                          The entire LBC congregation shouted with joy when they found that their beloved Pastor "Zeke". was alive and well in Tokyo and ministering to the Godless Japs but that joy soon turned to anger. LBC security officers were dispatched to find the fiend who had perpetrated such a cruel and unGodly hoax. When he was found in a crack house full of Satan worshipers a gun battle broke out and the Godless fiend and all his Satanic crack buddies were killed. Police ruled the 20 killings as justifiable HOMOcide!

                          Pastor Pistle of LBC was quick to praise the brave actions of the LBC security and of course Jesus. Other members of the congregation expressed joy knowing that there are 20 crack smoking satanic homers burning in Hell and their beloved Pastor is safe and sound in the bosom of Jesus.


                          Jesus loves Dick



                          Cheney/Palin 2012

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                          • #14
                            Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                            And here I thought the Pastor went Home to be with God in Heaven. I was so envious.

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                            God loves me so much
                            that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Rest assured, Brothers and sisters, I am not the Pastor Ezekiel mentioned in that article. I am sitting in my hotel room in Tokyo, Japan right this minute, doing the Lord's work as usual.

                              It will take more than a drunk driver to kill me. Jesus is protecting me at all times!
                              Amen to that!

                              Are you planning to visit the resting place of our Lord Jesus Christ whilst in Japan? http://archive.metropolis.co.jp/toky...ntravelinc.htm
                              God meant for those Toyota's to crash and cast those sinners into the pit because God is working hand-in-hand with Toyota family to clean up the streets of America, amen!

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