[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Oh PRAISE! It's only a troll! When I first saw the title, a rush of nausea and shock swept through my body. After having a heavy panic attack, I managed to click in and find out it's only a fraud.

After all, the good Lord wouldn't allow someone so Godly™ to die so young.

[Harry Nagasaki]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Rest assured, Brothers and sisters, I am not the Pastor Ezekiel mentioned in that article. I am sitting in my hotel room in Tokyo, Japan right this minute, doing the Lord's work as usual.

It will take more than a drunk driver to kill me. Jesus is protecting me at all times!

Amen to that!

Are you planning to visit the resting place of our Lord Jesus Christ whilst in Japan? http://archive.metropolis.co.jp/toky...ntravelinc.htm

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

And here I thought the Pastor went Home to be with God in Heaven. I was so envious.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

How's this for a news story.

Killer Bee Kills Godless Homer

The Godless homer who threatened world reknowned missionary and biblical scholar Pastor Ezekiel of Landover Baptist Church was found dead after being stung by a Remingtonized killer bee!

The entire LBC congregation shouted with joy when they found that their beloved Pastor "Zeke". was alive and well in Tokyo and ministering to the Godless Japs but that joy soon turned to anger. LBC security officers were dispatched to find the fiend who had perpetrated such a cruel and unGodly hoax. When he was found in a crack house full of Satan worshipers a gun battle broke out and the Godless fiend and all his Satanic crack buddies were killed. Police ruled the 20 killings as justifiable HOMOcide!

Pastor Pistle of LBC was quick to praise the brave actions of the LBC security and of course Jesus. Other members of the congregation expressed joy knowing that there are 20 crack smoking satanic homers burning in Hell and their beloved Pastor is safe and sound in the bosom of Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Kentucky State Police say 28-year-old David Cantrell of South Shore pulled out in front of a car driven by 53-year-old Robert Ward of Landover, Iowa.

Pastor Ezekiel, who police say was not wearing a seatbelt, was pronounced dead at the scene. Three passengers riding with Pastor Ezekiel, 36

Too bad you couldn't even be bothered to change the deceased's name all three times, or find out Zeke's last name.

Are you one of those 4chan retards? Like the kind who got all worked up that no news media would cover their tragic little stunt about Chris Gowan and his online indiscretion?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

I just fainted and hit my delicate head on the corner of my desk.

I COULD HAVE DIED!

Please send Bobby-Joe over to arrest 'Themanwithass' and have charges drawn up immediately for ATTEMPTED MURDER!

p/s: I'm glad you are OK Sweetie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Rest assured, Brothers and sisters, I am not the Pastor Ezekiel mentioned in that article. I am sitting in my hotel room in Tokyo, Japan right this minute, doing the Lord's work as usual.

It will take more than a drunk driver to kill me. Jesus is protecting me at all times!

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

That is one sick joke, buddy. Can't put anything past an atheist these days.

[Godfly]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

That is not funny! When I read the title of your post I fell to my knees in grief and injured myself! A joo lawyer will be contacting you very soon!

[Jake Beck]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

That's actually pretty messed up that you would post something like that. How would you feel if we all wished death on you? (Because of that, most people might). You owe Pastor Ezekiel an applogy. I suggest it be soon, because, I currently am in the Detroit area doing some ministry work

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Damn that heathen poster!

My heart actually stopped for a minute!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Bobby-Joe dispatched a team to Detroit. They should be back by morning.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Stolen and altered You should stick to forging food stamps.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

Interesting.... The good Pastor is in the Pacific Rim at this very moment in time, ministering to the slants there.

Son, you need to fess up your lies.

[SamWilliams]

Re: Rest In Peace Pastor Ezekiel!

If thats true then why did i get a e-mail from him 10 mins ago?