[Son of Stan]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I'd say something about your blasphemy, but then figured your mockery comes from shocking ignorance.
"Hanged"?!?
Do you even know what a Bible is?!?!

Ignorance is bliss. Did not god forbid Adam to eat of the tree of knowledge?
So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.

The bible...the so called book of books supposedly written by god. More likely many boring books made into one and later edited by popes to leave out inconvenient truths.
And if you say it was all done by god through men...I say he did it badly. Ok he did put in some sex and violence but it would never be published today. I think we should get Steven Spielberg or James Cameron to do it better...in 3D

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.

No. God seems to like to challenge us. And we have accepted His challenge so we will be allowed in Heaven.

Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Ha! Iceland is an island raised from the sea by the gods themselves. Your whore of a deity has no power in the eternal North!

No, by Satan. I already explained that, didn't I?

Some of the Christians on this thread said that thay are going to pray for a tsunami or an earthquake so that I and my family might get killed. This is very un-Christian. We Christians are suppose to be a light in dark places. We are suppose to be helpful and loving. I hope that you will pray for a spiritual revolution in Iceland instead of praying for a tsunami. God bless you all.

A good advice for you, mr. "Christian," you might want to get a Bible and read the thing!
Never in my prayers I've departed from Biblical Christianity(tm), and neither have my fellow Christians this morning during the extra prayer hour for the Destruction of Reykjavik.
God hates evil people, and being a Righteous God, He punishes them as He sees fit. And in the Bible you can read how He punishes them, and earthquakes and volcanoes are only a small selection of the Tricks our Sweet Lord has on his sleeve!

You shall not touch Iceland, for I, Thor - Am the God of Thunders!

No tsunamy for I control them!
No earthquakes for Loki loves Iceland!
No volcanos for Surtur loves Iceland!

That's very much alike to what the Haitians said about one and a half month ago...

Ignorance is bliss. Did not god forbid Adam to eat of the tree of knowledge?
So i guess he likes people to be stupid? Probably so that it is easier to get them to follow his boring teachings.

From the Bible we can conclude that God seems to value obedience over stiff-neckedness and people making up their own moral code, that's true.

The bible...the so called book of books supposedly written by god. More likely many boring books made into one and later edited by popes to leave out inconvenient truths.

God is almighty. As a result, this means the Bible is infallible, as God, being almighty, would have been perfectly able to weed out mistakes. This automatically means that there can't be any.

[Maria Magdalena]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Have fun being raped in your ass by satan for all eternity .

That's very Christian of you.


I'm in medical school, and I like helping people. I do a lot of charity work and love it.

But I also masturbate, have a beautiful child but never been married and I slept with a man I'm seeing last night because I was horny. I've had an abortion and am looking forward to my best friends wedding. They're homosexual women, one is caucasian and the other is African-American.

Could this difficult situation in Iceland be my fault? And if so, do you think I can be saved and forgiven?

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I hope you're in Reykjavik, because that's where I've been praying for the Tsunami to hit.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I hope you're in Reykjavik, because that's where I've been praying for the Tsunami to hit.

I've been praying for a giant volcano that destroys the island all in one eruption. I think that would be the easiest way to solve this problem.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

That's very Christian of you.

Thank you.

But I also masturbate, have a beautiful child but never been married and I slept with a man I'm seeing last night because I was horny. I've had an abortion and am looking forward to my best friends wedding. They're homosexual women, one is caucasian and the other is African-American.

So you live in sin, like almost everyone in Iceland. Nothing new there.

Could this difficult situation in Iceland be my fault? And if so, do you think I can be saved and forgiven?

Almost everyone can be saved, that might include you as well. Although murdering an innocent child before it is born is a very very evil thing to do.



Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible that fits your situation:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

God kills those who masturbate: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."

[Larry Lee]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I've been praying for a giant volcano that destroys the island all in one eruption. I think that would be the easiest way to solve this problem.

With all due respect, Brother, that probably won't be enough. Satan is strong among the Icelanders, and he's shown a willingness to protect them from the natural disasters sent by God.

What's needed is very specific: an eruption of the Katla volcano beneath the glacial ice east of Reykjavik. When God combines that eruption with the massive and utterly fearsome jokulhlaups flooding that will come from the rapid glacial melting, Reykjavik will be swept away in a matter of minutes, Praise God. May His will be done.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

With all due respect, Brother, that probably won't be enough. Satan is strong among the Icelanders, and he's shown a willingness to protect them from the natural disasters sent by God.

What's needed is very specific: an eruption of the Katla volcano beneath the glacial ice east of Reykjavik. When God combines that eruption with the massive and utterly fearsome jokulhlaups flooding that will come from the rapid glacial melting, Reykjavik will be swept away in a matter of minutes, Praise God. May His will be done.

So the Katla volcano combined with jokulhaups. Okay, I'll include that specifically in my prayers from now on.

[jonzyg]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell. You think ambortion is wrong this is even worse. If anyone deserves to burn in hell it´s america you kill people just for money and just because the nations you are fighting believe in another god. p.s. almost no one in iceland believes in viking god´s more than 90 prosent believe in god so you should not go on saying these thing´s if you dont know the country.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell. You think ambortion is wrong this is even worse. If anyone deserves to burn in hell it´s america you kill people just for money and just because the nations you are fighting believe in another god. p.s. almost no one in iceland believes in viking god´s more than 90 prosent believe in god so you should not go on saying these thing´s if you dont know the country.

Son, are you on drugs? Your thoughts are all over the map. Is this typical behavior of esklimoes? This explains why you are barely a 3rd world country, pretty far behind even France.
We have seen the pictures, read the data from your country. Your false proselytizing is pointless. The real proof is out in the world.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country.

Don't speak nonsense. Lots of pictures have been shown on this forum to prove this, aside from personal testimonies from both True Christians™ and your fellow vikings.

And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell.

They have rejected God in favour of Thor or the antisemitic teachings of Martin Luther. This is against Biblical Law.

p.s. almost no one in iceland believes in viking god´s more than 90 prosent believe in god so you should not go on saying these thing´s if you dont know the country.

This forum is currently being overrun by vikings who openly worship Odin and Thor and threaten to pillage and rape our Godly Country. You might want to get to know your own country, friend.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

First of all we are not eskimoes. We don´t live in igloos if you want us to burn in hell for eternity at least get to know the country. And what have the icelandic people done to deserve to burn in hell.

Honestly. You haven't been reading this Godly Forum very carefully, have you?

Father God has many, many reasons for despising the Icelanders, as numerous True Christians(tm) have described here repeatedly. I'll only add to their wisdom by pointing out how thoroughly the Icelanders have rejected God's natural child-rearing social structure: the nuclear family. You know (actually, you probably don't): a married father and mother living together with their children and worshiping Jesus. The whole idea of a family is utterly foreign to Icelandic culture, where the Icelandic females typically drop their pups from the time of their first menstruation. Disgusting.

[Mortice]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Dear Lord.

You have opened my eyes. I look around me and I see an igloo of sin. When I ride my polarbear (or a DEVILbear as I now know it is) to a pagan meeting I know how far we have fallen. Please, sirs, please! Tell us how we can be saved!!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Tell us how we can be saved!!

I hope that's a sincere request, dear. GOD hates it when people mock Salvation!