Jane Fonda's Daughter Calls For Environmentally Friendly SEX TOYS

[Alfred King]

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Black politicians?

It seems to be your lucky day .

[Brother Temperance]

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This is one of the most bizarre and self-defeating ideas I've ever seen. Everyone knows that fornication causes natural disasters like tsunamis and earthquakes, so the only sex toy that didn't damage the environment would be one that wasn't a sex toy at all. What's next - non-flammable cigarettes? Vegetarian haggis? Waterproof towels? Black politicians?

[grey goose]

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I was a heathen until about six months ago. I was passing through Freehold, which was a bit outta the way but I'd heard wonderful things about your congregation so I took the long route
home.

Suffice it to say, it was a life changing experience. I had my rosary in the window and thought I was in the Lord's grace. One of the Negros in town quickly pointed out my infidelous ways while he was asking me for some money to get gas.

I know Jesus has no patience for the weak so I should be strong. Please pray for me, I don't waant to catch the gay.

Four wives. It is Gods will that caucasian christians breed out all other religions, including the Chinks.

How many glorious children have you fathered for the Prince of Princes, Mr.Dewitt?

[James Dewitt]

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I have been trying to teach my wifes that they need to take turns serving God with me so they don't use their energy. Its just that simple.

How many wives do you have?

And if you MUST practice solo sex you must think of something pure like Jesus or your family. I find that watching my son while I masturbate makes me feel so catholic that my angel stick won't go boom. Thus I am able to avoid sin henceforth

You have you son watch when you do what. Are you a Mary worshiping,ring kissing Papist?


Genesis 38:9,10 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

You best Get right with Jesus!

[grey goose]

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Clearly what this poor lost soul needs, Rev. J.O., is a good multi sermon session in your young ladies ministry. She is obsessed with solo sex (SIN) and does not realize how truly green chriostian based sex is.

I have been trying to teach my wifes that they need to take turns serving God with me so they don't use their energy. Its just that simple.

I wouldn't be surprised if Al Gore and other libs like Muslim Obama own stock in sex toys. They're always using climate change to scare us perfect folk into sin.

And if you MUST practice solo sex you must think of something pure like Jesus or your family. I find that watching my son while I masturbate makes me feel so catholic that my angel stick won't go boom. Thus I am able to avoid sin henceforth

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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This reminds me of Brother Bobby-Joe's excellent analysis of the cucumber. I'm willing to bet this harlot would advise would-be whores to shop the local produce section for their next sexual partner.

[BelieverInGod]

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FILTH!

You’ve gotta love the creative juices that have given rise to the vast variety of sex products available. They’ve had a profound impact on our lives:

And our after lives. What is with all of these women spitting in the face of Jesus?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will pray for that Sister.

[Mistress Cookie]

Pray this foul, pinko, second generation sex kitten is struck down, soon!

WHAT'S NOT GREEN ABOUT SEX?
Vanessa talks good toys, bad toys and Earth-friendly sex.

You’ve gotta love the creative juices that have given rise to the vast variety of sex products available. They’ve had a profound impact on our lives: the pleasures and benefits to our health and well-being are innumerable. Unfortunately, much of what’s good for our sex lives — from condoms, lubricants, toys and apparel to birth control — have a profoundly negative impact on our health and the environment.

Let’s set aside for a moment the environmental consequences of the manufacturing, packaging, transportation and disposal of all those wonderful sex gadgets and look instead at a rarely considered consequence of product labeling laws. In far too many states across the country, laws ban the sale of even the most innocuous sexual devices. In Texas, for example, the creation and sale of anything "designed or marked as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs" is banned. The significance of these types of laws becomes apparent on the label. Therefore, the adult sex toy industry must label items like vibrators and dildos “for novelty use only,” or “for educational or instructional use only.” Why does that matter? Because the products that come into the most direct and intimate contact with our bodies do not have to be regulated for human health effects, as they are only “novelties.”

All sorts of chemicals you would never consider putting in your body are used in the manufacturing of adult toys because they are — by law and labeling — not meant for, well, what they're meant for.

In addition to other toxins, sex toys contain chemicals called phthalates, a substance used to soften hard plastics like PVC — often providing that jelly feeling. The EU has banned a range of phthalates, and California is following their lead. Phthalates and other toxic chemicals are regulated minimally in toys for children and pets, but that is not true for adult toys — because legally, they will never actually be used. Read these MNN articles for more information about phthalates and BPA.

So what to do? Ultimately, we must work to get these laws overturned and demand that all products be safe for human and planetary health. In the meantime, opt for accessories made from sustainably harvested and recycled substances such as leather, glass, metal or wood. And don’t neglect the vegetable drawer (locally grown and organic, of course).

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