Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

Why do so many of these Godly men not have control over their women? Do they not have the time?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

Lets hope he isn't being punished for defending his pervert daughter.

I think God is giving him a clear warning here. Let's hope he receives the message and starts beating the gay out of his daughter once he recovers.

[Godfly]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

When he's in the hospital they can make good and sure that he didn't catch the gay from his daughter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

As a Christian, I am delighted to see this latest proof of Christ's Infinite Love. I am sure that Cheney's swift recovery will serve to demonstrate the power of prayer and God's mercy and compassion in healing the sick. Unless it gets worse and he dies, in which case I will celebrate God's Almighty Wrath in striking down sinners like this defender of queers. Either way, shout glory! Hallelujah!

Well it turns out you were right, Brother Temperance. Jesus did indeed send a heart attack to punish Dick for defending his revolting queer daughter who is destroying Normal marriage, and then through His mercy decided to spare Dick because He has further need of Dick to help guide the Republican Party to victory in 2012. Shout Glory!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

As a Christian, I am delighted to see this latest proof of Christ's Infinite Love. I am sure that Cheney's swift recovery will serve to demonstrate the power of prayer and God's mercy and compassion in healing the sick. Unless it gets worse and he dies, in which case I will celebrate God's Almighty Wrath in striking down sinners like this defender of queers. Either way, shout glory! Hallelujah!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

America was indeed lucky to have experienced the brilliant leadership of such a fine man.



And Pottersville was likewise lucky to have experienced the brilliant leadership of such a fine man.

[Godfly]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

I will pray for Mr. Cheney, but he needs to stop snacking on sticks of butter on his way to work.

[SUV]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

Jesus is probably still occupied with receiving Oral. He's just not ready for Dick yet!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

Praying for his full recovery.

If only he had run for President instead of McCain, he'd be chewing the middlle east towelheads apart now singlehandedly! There wouldn't be one of those terrorists left when he was done! And no terrorist moms to make more terrorists, or terrorist children to grow up and blow up!

Get well soon Dick! If Sarah doesn't run in 2012, I hope you step up!

I love Dick! Christ loves Dick!

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

He had previously had two quadruple bypass surgeries and two artery-cleaning angioplasties.

What is his wife feeding him? It's her job to be on top of that.

I'll certainly pray for him, Pastor. Despite his recent appeasement to the Homo-Satanic crowd, Cheney did make a sizable contribution to Project Habakkuk.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS just in: God's favorite Republican has checked back into the hospital again due to chest pains. Lets hope he isn't being punished for defending his pervert daughter.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney Hospitalized With Chest Pains

The former vice president is resting comfortably at George Washington hospital.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with chest pains, Fox News confirms.

The 69-year-old Republican, who served as Vice President from 2001 to 2009 in the administration of George W. Bush, was said to be resting comfortably Monday at George Washington Hospital, Washington D.C.

"His doctors are evaluating the situation," a statement from his office said.

Cheney has a history of cardiovascular problems. He suffered his first heart attack 32 years ago at the age of 37. Since then, he has suffered four heart attacks.

As a result of earlier scares related to his heart condition, Cheney has stated numerous times that he goes to the hospital at the first sign of discomfort as a precautionary measure.

In 2001, doctors gave Cheney an implanted cardioverter defibrillator, a device that controls an irregular heartbeat.

In 2008, doctors restored a normal rhythm to his heart with an electric shock. It was the second time in less than a year that Cheney had experienced and been treated for an atrial fibrillation, an abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart. He had previously had two quadruple bypass surgeries and two artery-cleaning angioplasties.