Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

[True Disciple]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I agree with Brothers Fred and TC Patriot, we can turn this into is a profitable business.

Can Rev Jim predict Super Bowl results as well?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

This is just great, Reverend Jim. Having "a hotline to God" can be a very useful marketing tool. Be sure to mention this on your web site when plugging your books. People will pay big money to learn what will happen in the future.


Revelations, straight from God

Absolutely! If you get any Godly stock tips like Pat Robertson does be sure to share them with Fred and me and as usual we will tithe accordingly ans share our Godly gains with Jesus.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

I recall reading this in the church archives. I never doubted it for a minute.

Were you a full reverend then?

Like all our pastors you are a great theologian and your conduit to the almighty is astounding.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

This is just great, Reverend Jim. Having "a hotline to God" can be a very useful marketing tool. Be sure to mention this on your web site when plugging your books. People will pay big money to learn what will happen in the future.


Revelations, straight from God

[Drizzle]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

Stranger things have happened. I don't see why you put the word 'virgin' in scare quotes, and Christians are no longer required to eat Our Saviour, but the substance of that is correct, yes. What does any of that have to do with Harry Potter?

Please give me an example of a stranger thing to have happened.
You guys hate Harry Potter right? My point is that the Bible could be the next effing book.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

Seriously? You believe the paragraph below but you're not a fan of Harry Potter?

So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

Stranger things have happened. I don't see why you put the word 'virgin' in scare quotes, and Christians are no longer required to eat Our Saviour, but the substance of that is correct, yes. What does any of that have to do with Harry Potter?

[Drizzle]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

A-hah! So you admit that Rev. Jim's prediction isn't just right, it's right a lot!

Please do not take Our Lord's name in vain.

I disagree with some of your terminology, but yes. Who wouldn't?

Seriously? You believe the paragraph below but you're not a fan of Harry Potter?

So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

You said that in 1973! There are earthquakes in Chile ALL the time, of course one is going to be bad in almost 40 years.

A-hah! So you admit that Rev. Jim's prediction isn't just right, it's right a lot!

Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.

Please do not take Our Lord's name in vain.

Hahahaha, there is no Lord. Answer this famous question.

So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

I disagree with some of your terminology, but yes. Who wouldn't?

[Drizzle]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

Someone's obviously jealous that Rev. Jim is in favor of the Lord Jesus.

Hahahaha, there is no Lord. Answer this famous question.

So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.

Someone's obviously jealous that Rev. Jim is in favor of the Lord Jesus.

[Drizzle]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...



Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

You said that in 1973! There are earthquakes in Chile ALL the time, of course one is going to be bad in almost 40 years. This isn't even strange enough to be a coincidence.

Literally, pick any country, say something bad will happen, wait 40 effing years and I guarantee something horrible will have happened. No matter what country you pick. Jesus.

[Nobar King]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I'm always amazed at your clear vision. How could you ever have known about this tragedy?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.

Amen to that Brother!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rev. Jim Predicted the Chilean Quake! Astonishing proof!

Simply astonishing.

The power of the Holy Spirit is inexplicable to atheists. They fail to differentiate between the Holy and the unholy.

Leviticus 10:10 "And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;"

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I predicted the Chilean quake. I knew it was going to happen. I warned the people of Chile that it would happen, and they disregarded my warnings and now God has punished them!

On July 21, 1973 I made a public statement on air on KDOC-TV Orange County, California on my current television show at the time "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell" and here is what I said...

"People of Chile, this is a time for redemption! Your people are 90% rosary-praying mary-worshipping papists who are doomed to Hell! Three years ago you elected a communist -- a COMMUNIST! -- to your president. Salvador Allende is the Anti-Christ and in three years your country will be in ruin and no better shape than Vietnam. Within ten years, the United States will invade your country and there will be a great war. Millions of Chileans will have died. But, this is because we care about your country and do not want to see you ensnared by Satan.

People of Chile, listen up! God is angry! He punished you with an earthquake in 1960! I predict in a couple years that God will punish you once more! You have been warned! Accept Jesus Christ or face your fate in Hell, you unrepentant scumbags!"

Look at how this prophecy has come to light! Today, Chile has been struck with a massive quake and hundreds are dead. I think this statement shows that I have a personal connection with God and knows what He wants and thinks.

I take no credit for this prophecy for God Himself told me. This was God speaking through me. I am a humble man, and merely a person specially set aside by God to be His own personal voice on this earth. I am nothing great, just merely the most accurate prophet of my own time.