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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by Abe Smith View Post
    He said it, not me.

    Have fun in hell for being gay.
    How DARE you! Pastor Ezekial is not GAY! And he personally saved me from experimenting with that deathstyle! At much cost to himself I might add. After 7 kids, I was worried about going anywhere near my wife since I knew the consequences, the never-ending consequences. Never, ever ending.

    I thought about going gay, and emailed pastor Zeke about it. He straightened me out but quick! And saved my eternal soul!

    After that weekend in the hotel in Nevada, just me and Zeke, I couldn't walk straight for a month. He straightened me out like nobody else could! Thank you Zeke! I don't say that often enough.

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  • Abe Smith
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Pastor who is rock hard for Jesus.
    He said it, not me.

    Have fun in hell for being gay.

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  • No Secrets Victoria
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    Pastor, I have much to learn. I thank you for your gentle admonishments and I will continue with great care to follow the righteous path to salvation. In JESUS name. Amen

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
    Pastor. I have a question that has been bothering me of late. Why is it that the KJV is the only version, when it in fact is simply a translation that a mortal man, King James had translated from other original versions? He had things changed because he was afraid some original passages would incite people to disobey him as the king. So since the KJV is not the original, and it was TRANSLATED 1600 years after the bible was written, I do not understand why it is so holy, and why any other version would damn you to hell. Wouldnt an earlier version of the bible be more accurate? Anyways, the passage you both used said the exact same thing, I do not understand why it was a sin for her to use that version when they are saying the same thing.
    Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. I pray you will find it enlightening.

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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
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    Let's see what Steven Anderson has to say on the subject.

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  • sloppyjotbone
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    And I am not your father. Don't confuse True Christians™ with ring-kissing papists.

    Pastor. I have a question that has been bothering me of late. Why is it that the KJV is the only version, when it in fact is simply a translation that a mortal man, King James had translated from other original versions? He had things changed because he was afraid some original passages would incite people to disobey him as the king. So since the KJV is not the original, and it was TRANSLATED 1600 years after the bible was written, I do not understand why it is so holy, and why any other version would damn you to hell. Wouldnt an earlier version of the bible be more accurate? Anyways, the passage you both used said the exact same thing, I do not understand why it was a sin for her to use that version when they are saying the same thing.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
    Forgive me, Father. As usual SATAN would wish for me to be led astray. I have since removed the quote and shall post from the correct source in future.

    Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak. Matthew 26:41
    And I am not your father. Don't confuse True Christians(tm) with ring-kissing papists.

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  • No Secrets Victoria
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    Forgive me, Father. As usual SATAN would wish for me to be led astray. I have since removed the quote and shall post from the correct source in future.

    Matthew 26:41 Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
    Pastor Ezekiel, that you are thinking deeply of me at this very moment is of great comfort and strength to me. I will lay down, with my Bible in hand, and meditate on the many blessings of man.

    I walk with THE LORD


    Mat 26:41 (NIV) "Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak."
    Please do not quote from false Bibles. The NIV is of satan. We are a KJV ONLY Church!

    What you should have posted was this:

    Matthew 26:41 Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

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  • No Secrets Victoria
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    Pastor Ezekiel, that you are thinking deeply of me at this very moment is of great comfort and strength to me. I will lay down, with my Bible in hand, and meditate on the many blessings of man.

    I walk with THE LORD


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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
    I would ask that my brother's and sister's in CHRIST pray for me so that I can continue on the path to salvation.

    Let me turn away from the evil of Hollywod. I want to watch T.V shows. Wicked show's, such as The Bachelor, and Free Speech America. Give me the strength to resist.

    Let me not be tempted by the whisperings of witches. Yes, I did lay with a woman when I was a wretched sinner, but those days are over! LUCIFER wants to pull me back. Help me resist the smooth, beautiful, and deliciously soft skin of Eve.

    Please pray for me and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
    Young lady, I assure you that you are deep in my Prayers at this very moment.

    If you'd like some private, confidential counseling from a virile, young True Christian(tm) Pastor who is rock hard for Jesus, all you have to do is click on my email link at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured, pics a plus.

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  • No Secrets Victoria
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    TEMPTATIONS

    I would ask that my brother's and sister's in CHRIST pray for me so that I can continue on the path to salvation.

    Let me turn away from the evil of Hollywod. I want to watch T.V shows. Wicked show's, such as The Bachelor, and Free Speech America. Give me the strength to resist.

    Let me not be tempted by the whisperings of witches. Yes, I did lay with a woman when I was a wretched sinner, but those days are over! LUCIFER wants to pull me back. Help me resist the smooth, beautiful, and deliciously soft skin of Eve.

    Please pray for me and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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