Pray fo' the "Mad Hatter"

[nikilds]

Re: Pray fo' the "Mad Hatter"

Wow, from FOXNews too! Surely God's favorite news source for the masses.

Even if you are behind on your tithes, you musn't steal from other's tithing accounts. The Mad Hatter is definitely robbing his own little spot in Hell from what I can tell.

The Mad Hatter robber wears a different hat everytime? Very devilish of him, wouldnt you say? God is constant and would never switch hats.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray fo' the "Mad Hatter"

...No, it's just, well, how can you let this nut run around? Why havn't you caught him yet?!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Pray fo' the "Mad Hatter"

Why hasn't your country arrested him yet?

You's fulla ignant questions, ain'tchoo? Does you think he just stand around aftah he rob the place, waitin' fo' the police to come get him?

[Homertard]

Re: Pray fo' the "Mad Hatter"

Why hasn't your country arrested him yet?

[Sista Lateefah]

I's not talkin' about that character from the depraveded storybook, I's talkin' about this man!

UNION, N.J. — New Jersey cops are investigating whether the bandit known as the "Mad Hatter" pulled of his 17th successful bank robbery Sunday, according to MyFoxNY.Com.

...The "Hatter" began his run in September, and has targeted only New Jersey banks. Officials estimate he's stolen more than $60,000 in total.

17 bank robberies? That be a lotta bank robberies and a LOT o' sin! This Hatter man obviously need Jesus in his life. And Missah Hatter, if you is readin' this, I hope you knows that I is personally prayin' fo' you to get Saved©, and that you takes this into considerization and leave Landover a generous tithe when you turns yo life around.