Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

Recently I had the displeasure of hearing one of my closest friends report that his sister's brother had secretly attended Catholic mass on at least TWO separate occasions. As disappointing as this was, I was shocked to nausea by the rest of the story. Not only had his sister's brother attended Catholic mass, but he'd done so with a slimy homerboy wearing a pink dress. After kneeling on the sidewalk for a good 20 minutes out of shock and disbelief, I composed myself and began to write a letter to the boy's parents. Obviously there was more going on then a stroll down the Devil's church's lain. The boy could be on the verge of choosing to join the ranks of the God-hating faggots in their vendetta against everything holy! Let us rise up and push Satan and his homer minions down before they claim another soul for hell. PRAISE HIM.

What is it exactly that you want us to pray for?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

I'm not sure it's worth any Prayers. These people are already hellbound, and we've got our Prayer Warriors working on getting Jesus to send us the funds to re-carpet our church mezzanine.

Priorities, you know.

You're right, Pastor. The ruby-red shag carpeting needed to be pulled up a long time before this. I see no reason to divert God's attention elsewhere.

Still, Sue Vera told me the Prayer-of-the-Month Club® could use a switcheroo, since this month's prayer-gift against Obamacare is obviously no longer needed. Why don't we send the POTM subscribers this lad's story about Papists on the March? I think it's an easy way to remind subscribers that their POTM renewals are always needed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

I'm not sure it's worth any Prayers. These people are already hellbound, and we've got our Prayer Warriors working on getting Jesus to send us the funds to re-carpet our church mezzanine.

Priorities, you know.

[William A]

Recently I had the displeasure of hearing one of my closest friends report that his sister's brother had secretly attended Catholic mass on at least TWO separate occasions. As disappointing as this was, I was shocked to nausea by the rest of the story. Not only had his sister's brother attended Catholic mass, but he'd done so with a slimy homerboy wearing a pink dress. After kneeling on the sidewalk for a good 20 minutes out of shock and disbelief, I composed myself and began to write a letter to the boy's parents. Obviously there was more going on then a stroll down the Devil's church's lain. The boy could be on the verge of choosing to join the ranks of the God-hating faggots in their vendetta against everything holy! Let us rise up and push Satan and his homer minions down before they claim another soul for hell. PRAISE HIM.