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    My Prayer Requestski

    Ya well ah OK man dear hog i mean dear dog no i mean dear god please help my pet spider Jennifer catch and eat that annoying fly that's been bugging her nonstop for two days. and please bless my pet rats Harvey & Cleopatra who are now enjoying three wonderful years of blissful marriage. oh yeah hay man upstairs look dude also bless my pet snake Lucifer too you a holy phony with a big fat head made of baloney...
    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
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    Re: My Prayer Requestski

    Originally posted by Raventard View Post
    Ya well ah OK man dear hog i mean dear dog no i mean dear god please help my pet spider Jennifer catch and eat that annoying fly that's been bugging her nonstop for two days. and please bless my pet rats Harvey & Cleopatra who are now enjoying three wonderful years of blissful marriage. oh yeah hay man upstairs look dude also bless my pet snake Lucifer too you a holy phony with a big fat head made of baloney...
    This is why marijuana is bad, people. Do you want to end up a babbling, drooling idiot like this?

    Don't do drugs, kids.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: My Prayer Requestski

      I am not amused. This marihuana addict should just stick to navel-gazing and writing dark poetry.

      Check back with us when you're ready to accept Jesus as your personal Savior, faggot.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        Re: My Prayer Requestski

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Don't do drugs, kids.
        okey-dokey, Mr.Pastor Zeke!

        i rebukes this pickture!

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          Re: My Prayer Requestski

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          This is why marijuana is bad, people. Do you want to end up a babbling, drooling idiot like this?

          Don't do drugs, kids.
          Exactly!

          See where drugs got HIM




          Let this be a lesson to all of us.

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          God loves me so much
          that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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