Pray for Non-Tithers!

[Joo]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Add a zero to that number and I might notice.

Ha ha! Zeke actually gave me 420 points, I love it.

And to answer your question Pastor, yes I do have more ridiculous wishes. Would you like them in volume?

[Joo]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

How dare a disturbing element like you poke fun at one of our (contrast challenged) members! Any more talk like that and I will assign 42 warning points to your account.

Add a zero to that number and I might notice.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

So is that a helicopter on your head, or is your hair just that weird?

How dare a disturbing element like you poke fun at one of our (contrast challenged) members! Any more talk like that and I will assign 42 warning points to your account.

[Joo]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Amen! I know a certain couple in particular who, though I ain't gonna say they names*, have been robbin' the Lord fo' almost a month now. I'mma pray that they get what be comin' to them!

*Though I had said that I wasn't gonna say no names, I WILL type them! Henry and Penelope Tubman, y'all have not gave a single thang to the LORD fo' the past three weeks! Even a hundred dollah bill woulda been better than nothin'! And havin' newborn septuplets be no excuse. If anythang, y'all should be tithin' even MO' to the Lord to thank Him fo' the blessin' He have gave you. I know whatchoo did, the Lord know whatchoo did, and now the entire congregation gonna know. You gots some serious double tithin' ta do fo' the next few weeks if you wanna repent of yo robbin' Him!!

So is that a helicopter on your head, or is your hair just that weird?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Amen! I know a certain couple in particular who, though I ain't gonna say they names*, have been robbin' the Lord fo' almost a month now. I'mma pray that they get what be comin' to them!

*Though I had said that I wasn't gonna say no names, I WILL type them! Henry and Penelope Tubman, y'all have not gave a single thang to the LORD fo' the past three weeks! Even a hundred dollah bill woulda been better than nothin'! And havin' newborn septuplets be no excuse. If anythang, y'all should be tithin' even MO' to the Lord to thank Him fo' the blessin' He have gave you. I know whatchoo did, the Lord know whatchoo did, and now the entire congregation gonna know. You gots some serious double tithin' ta do fo' the next few weeks if you wanna repent of yo robbin' Him!!

[Glendora Christianson]

I was going over a few records (don't think you're not in them) and I was shocked at how many folks are stealing from Jesus! It might be too kind to say a prayer for the stingy, but trust me, it won't be for forgiveness, rather, it will be our Lord to dispatch his vengeance!