Pray for poor Lyndsey

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

and unconditional love and forgiveness. If Jesus forgave Paris why can't we?

Because I'm sure God doesn't have to watch her on his TV.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

Paris was sentenced to 45 days. She spent less than two hours in an actual cell, and that was the celebrity upgrade. Then she went home and THEN the judge directed the Sheriff to deliver her to our custody. When it was time for her release, we sneaked her through the out-processing center and that was that. Justice was served and everyone is happy.

Two days later, you may have seen pictures of her frolicking at Landover West, here in Hawaii. She is now a Platinum Tither and I have saved another soul. Unfortunately, Miss Lohan does not have the kind of financial backing required for Divine Intercession, so unless she makes me a really good offer, she's for the slammer.

[Joo]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

If Jesus forgave Paris why can't we?

Because we're only human, and have limits.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

I will pray for Lindsay Blowhan.

Too bad Lindsey didn't have a good strong Christian upbringing. Full of things like, uh, rules and, umm, discipline.

and unconditional love and forgiveness. If Jesus forgave Paris why can't we?

[nikilds]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

I will pray for Lindsay Blowhan.

Too bad Lindsey didn't have a good strong Christian upbringing. Full of things like, uh, rules and, umm, discipline.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

Well, what worked for Paris was when her parents contacted us, and....I suppose all that should remain confidential.

Anyway, if the Lohans are reading this, feel free to contact us and we'll offer you the same package we offered to the Hiltons. Think about it; do you really want to see footage of her and her mexican bulldyke cellmate on You Tube? We can help.

Oh, and get an oversized Bible in her hands, now.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pray for poor Lyndsey

It worked for Sister Paris, surely it would work for her too!

[eliot mayfield]

We all need to pray for the little lost lamb, Linsey Lohan. She is going to prison. We need to send her a Bible so she can start get right with the Lord.