[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."

Son, you are about three twitches away from being uninvited to God's favorite forum. You come in here posing as some kind of buck nigra pimp, then come on to my fiance, then admit that your pecker is tinier than a chinks', and now you want to send me veiled threats of teenaged coons attempting to get into my gated community and do me bodily harm?

You need to rethink your God-mocking ways boy. We don't tolerate fools around here, because Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible to keep separate from them. Keep running your mouth and I'll have to separate you from your only real chance at Salvation©.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

By the way, you will use appropriate capitalization when using proper names while posting in the forum. My name is Pastor Ezekiel. Show some respect, heathen.

[Al Shipton]

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My apologies pastor zeke. As a man of the cloth who has some pull in the minority circles let me say a little prayr for you. "Oh dear Lord hallelujia I thank you for hearing me. Please Lord dont allow the Geneva Six who just got out of jail nor the remaining one who may soon be let out on bail find out where Pastor Zeke lives and kick his head in even though as a repressed race you may see that as their right to do so. Please dont allow me to stand over his lifeless body and laugh oh lord. Thankyou for hearing my cry. Amen."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.

Boy, around here you are nothing more than another bucket of unsaved trash. And the next time you offer to fornicate with someone, make sure she isn't PASTOR ZEKE'S FIANCE!

[Al Shipton]

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My apologies Pastor Pistle, I should have made it clear that I too am a Baptist Minister. My intentions are truely honorable and I feel this young woman's pain. I understand if you are angry that I told her to dress more modestly, Im sure none of us truly want that. Perhaps she was referring to the picture of Laura Bush brandishing a dangerous firearm. If she's not careful she'll end up shooting the President in the back and I'm sure none of us want that. Nope not a single one of us. Praise Jesus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Dear Sista Bible Thumpin,
Do not apologize for posting your picture. You can not help it that God cursed you with long blonde hair, large luscious melons and creamy white skin. You could perhaps dress a little more modestly but if you wish to give me your phone number I would be willing to have a personal one on one consultation with you in which I will show you the proper way of dealing with sexual frustrations and temptations.

SO! I allow you into this GODLY forum merely so you can hit up on Sister melons THUMPER? I have never been so insulted and neither has she! I am going to give you ONE warning and one warning only before you are cast out!

[Al Shipton]

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Dear Sista Bible Thumpin,
Do not apologize for posting your picture. You can not help it that God cursed you with long blonde hair, large luscious melons and creamy white skin. You could perhaps dress a little more modestly but if you wish to give me your phone number I would be willing to have a personal one on one consultation with you in which I will show you the proper way of dealing with sexual frustrations and temptations.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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That by the way is an Australia flag you have there, Guy, not a New Zealand one.

There is no Confusion Enobarbus. You may care to note my location.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh Sweet JESUS! I have just come across another abomination.

Laugh if you want. But these 3 men are Heaven bound. Are you?

These "Roxbury Brothers" are rocking out to JESUS!

GLORY!

[Enobarbus]

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Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.

That by the way is an Australia flag you have there, Guy, not a New Zealand one.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.

Point taken. Hell-en Clark is extremely rugged transvestite and unsaved trash - we of the Destiny Church do not support her. Instead we have our own political Party: Destiny New Zealand.

Who/what is Destiny New Zealand?


Destiny New Zealand is a registered political party that officially launched on the 4th of July 2003. Founded on Christian values, the party's primary goal is to protect, empower and prosper New Zealand families. Destiny New Zealand could be described as a 'centre-right' party with a strong emphasis on minimal Government (based on individual responsibility), lower taxes, uninhibited wealth creation and strong intergenerational families. Great families shape a great nation.

Destiny New Zealand is:
I. A party founded on and guided by Christian values
II. Next generation minded
III. The genuine 'family' party
IV. A model of unified leadership

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I'm appalled! Doesn't your beloved country have laws against such (bordering upon) blasphemous behavior? Find this deviant and throw him in jail.

Look to Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

This from a man whose country is ruled by an extremely rugged transvestite, Hell-bound Clark.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm appalled! Doesn't your beloved country have laws against such (bordering upon) blasphemous behavior? Find this deviant and throw him in jail.

Sadly, we have no such laws now. But once we've replaced the U.S. Constitution with Biblical law and shipped off the ACLU and the unelected liberal activist judges to Gitmo, we'll be able to enact such laws right away. Praise!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm appalled! Doesn't your beloved country have laws against such (bordering upon) blasphemous behavior? Find this deviant and throw him in jail.

Obviously NOT. Why, just look at this! And it's allowed to be spread around the net! Poor Beloved President Bush. I wish people would stop picking on him. He IS after all, the best President EVER!

[Bryan Tamariki]

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I'm appalled! Doesn't your beloved country have laws against such (bordering upon) blasphemous behavior? Find this deviant and throw him in jail.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Here is another one I found.... This should PROVE how much the liberals hate America.... and that they will stoop to unbelieveable depths in their hatred of Our Godly Commander-in-Chief. Disgusting.