[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

So now it turns out that three more are dead. Perhaps the only way to stop these causalties to the send a surge of rescuers to pacify and hold the mine.

It is clear that what's going on out there is nothing short of sheer anarchy. We need to bring democracy to these people, and fast!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Gosh, I didn't make the Utah connection with the Mormons! ... hmmm ... those miners are mor(m)ons, you think? ...

I think Jesus is saying something about people who attack the Godly American soda and coffee industries.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

Matthew 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The next time I visit my prayer closet, I shall pray that the vain utterances of this pair of hypocrites have not enraged Jesus to the point where He finds it necessary to inflict even more suffering upon these red Mormon union monkeys as a punishment.

Gosh, I didn't make the Utah connection with the Mormons! ... hmmm ... those miners are mor(m)ons, you think? ...

[H. Montague Worthington]

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3 rescue workers killed at Utah mine

HUNTINGTON, Utah - The search for six miners missing deep underground was abruptly halted after a second cave-in killed three rescue workers and injured at least six others who were trying to tunnel through rubble to reach them.

So now it turns out that three more are dead. Perhaps the only way to stop these causalties to the send a surge of rescuers to pacify and hold the mine.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

Matthew 6:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The next time I visit my prayer closet, I shall pray that the vain utterances of this pair of hypocrites have not enraged Jesus to the point where He finds it necessary to inflict even more suffering upon these red Mormon union monkeys as a punishment.

[Sister Noddy]

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Let us pray. Lord, watch over and protect the trapped miners. Send Your Holy Spirit to grant them serenity and peace, and the assurance that they are under Your care. We ask this through our Lord Jesus Christ Your Son, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God forever and ever, Amen.

Let us pray. Almighty God, we beseech You to sustain them with Your Holy presence, to release them from suffering, and deliver them from their distress. In Jesus' Name we ask, Amen.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Let us pray. Lord, watch over and protect the trapped miners. Send Your Holy Spirit to grant them serenity and peace, and the assurance that they are under Your care. We ask this through our Lord Jesus Christ Your Son, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God forever and ever, Amen.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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When I read the thread title, I thought it said "Prayer vigil tonight for trapped minors", and I thought to myself, what have those Catlicker priests done this time? I said a quick prayer that those poor kids would be free from the semen-stained hands of those dress wearing homers.

I then opened the thread and found that Jesus answered my prayer retroactively, and even replaced this whole thread with one about trapped miners. Praise the sweet name of the almighty God!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Wash O'Hanley]

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I can't help but feel bad for the thousands of dollars worth of machinery that was surely trapped in those caverns. Hopefully rescue efforts will be fruitful in digging them up.

[Brother Temperance]

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As an entrepreneur, I feel bad for Mr. Robert Murray, whose fine name and sterling reputation is being dragged through the mud by greedy miners' families, the liberal media, environmental wackos, crooked union bosses, mine safety sissies, and global warming nuts.

Brother, your Christian compassion never ceases to amaze me. PRAISE!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Prayer vigil tonight for trapped miners

As an entrepreneur, I feel bad for Mr. Robert Murray, whose fine name and sterling reputation is being dragged through the mud by greedy miners' families, the liberal media, environmental wackos, crooked union bosses, mine safety sissies, and global warming nuts.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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as a miner myself I believe I can speak with some understanding of the subject.
If they were True Christians I would pray for their immediate earthly salvation. As they are unsaved however I will merely pray for their spiritual salvation.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I think it is another sign of Jesus' eternal love for His Christians that He sends worthless scum like Mormons into dangerous places like mines to die slow, horrible deaths getting us cheep energy. Think of all the anguish and heartache good Christians have been spared and give thanks to Christ!

[Brother Temperance]

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Are we sure these mincing Mormon miners are even trapped? From what I know of miners, it seems more likely they've gone Red and set up a picket line, 1,500 feet underground. Does Thatcher still have that hotline to the White House? She'd know what to do - send in the riot police!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am not sure your sentiments are appropriate for the occasion. Clearly, men who intentionally dig thousands of feet underground through coal, which are merely the petrified remains of souls who have gone to HELL (why else would something from underground burn?) deserve it when they burrow into one of SATAN's CAVERNS.

True enough Pastor Pistle. And I've always been a big supporter of burning coal. Better coal than that communist wind power.