Pray fo da old Joo boy

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

They're all a bunch of thieves, Miss Vavoline. And you can't shut them up this week- all this nonsense about Holocaust Rememberance.

Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

Dat what we gonna git...a watch pig cause we all know dem Joos stay away from da pork. We gonna tie it right to da front door fer protection.

Dear Vavoline, it is common knowledge that foreskins are to Jooz as cloves of garlic are to vampires; therefore if the pig doesn't scare off your sticky-fingered Joo neighbours, a string of manky foreskins hanging off of your door knob might suffice.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.

Dat what we gonna git...a watch pig cause we all know dem Joos stay away from da pork. We gonna tie it right to da front door fer protection.
Well a couple of prayers fo him to drop dead wouldn't hurt, neither.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.

Brother! You are just so wise

Edit:
See this is why we actually LISTEN to our menfolk. They're so wise

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

A watch-pig. That's what you want. Fatten it up for next winter but tether it on your front lawn.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Pray fo da old Joo boy

Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too

It's a sad, sad day when we have to pray for such things. Can you get a dog? I've heard joos are terrified of dogs.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Well we got our-self a thief next door to us. She was a rich joo wider da married herself this slick joo. Anyways, cause he a joo, he be stealin packages off da front stoop of everyone here in dis here community! He even stole a package LeVitra been waitin fo and da UPS man said we lied when we said it neber come
Well, Joo man been stealin from everybody and he got hisself caught. Down here it a felon and he got his fat ass to jail until his rich wider bailed him out
Anyway, pray fo him cause I is sick of my stuff disappearin. You can pray fo him to drop dead for all I care. Oh, he be banned from da Piggly Wiggly groceries store, too