[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Icelanders are considered a distinct race, now?

Eskimos, Brother Nobar, Eskimos. They're very sensitive about their "roots*."


(*Slants who got used to the cold)

[GOD=life]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

and in what way are we bothering you so much?

Thank you for asking. I will give you a list:

1. You have stolen BILLIONS of dollars of people's money. Every one of you should be locked up in jail.
2. You grounded lots of airplanes. There hasn't been this level of airspace lockdown since 9/11. So your country does more damage than the biggest terrorist attack in history.
3. All of you HATE Jesus Christ and God. Your flag itself is a mockery of the suffering of Jesus Christ.

Need anything else.... ?

Blub... blub....

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

PRAISE TO JESUS!!! All of those Godless SOCIALIST Europeans will finally pay for their collective ingratitude to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and our Holy American President George W Bush!!

God has unleashed his wrath on those fancy food eating French and tea drinking English!! They will pay the price for their lack of faith!!

In the name of our Lord!!!!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

PRAISE TO JESUS!!! All of those Godless SOCIALIST Europeans will finally pay for their collective ingratitude to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and our Holy American President George W Bush!!

God has unleashed his wrath on those fancy food eating French and tea drinking English!! They will pay the price for their lack of faith!!

In the name of our Lord!!!!

The plagues are indeed descending on the heathens, yet they remain defiant and steadfast in their sin. I look forward to act two.

[heklan]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

More news: the progressing ash cloud has now reached the European mainland: the Netherlands are closing down airspace!

Oh, and the glass in the clouds is all natural. Volcanoes produce their own brand of very dark and brittle glass.

Well wait until the wind will change direction and then the ash will be blown to you and darken your sky with the glasses dust. You people should be careful what you wish for ! However, your priers have nothing to do with your kind of religions and how you think about other nations, as you seems to have no idea at all about geology or how volcano system works. This events have been expected for some time and it´s just the nature way. Remember you had an explosion in St. Helena and there are a critical aria in the Yellowstone park which is a ticking time bomb that can go of any time. So you should save your priers until you need them for your self. I wish you all good times and take care.

[heklan]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Well wait until the wind will change direction and then the ash will be blown to you and darken your sky with the glasses dust. You people should be careful what you wish for ! However, your priers have nothing to do with your kind of religions and how you think about other nations, as you seems to have no idea at all about geology or how volcano system works. This events have been expected for some time and it´s just the nature way. Remember you had an explosion in St. Helena and there are a critical aria in the Yellowstone park which is a ticking time bomb that can go of any time. So you should save your priers until you need them for your self. I wish you all good times and take care.

Yes as I thought, you´r funny people and you have answer the question in a way the which people with ruin kind of mind would have answer. Your way of see thinks make me wonder how poor your thoughts really are. You talk about a religion! You´r just a false poor minded people who have no wisdom or sight which make healthy people like the life. What a poorness in life you have, what kind of bible do you practise, it´s for sure it´s not which have the living word in it !!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

This events have been expected for some time and it´s just the nature way.

Yes, expected for 200 years, but didn't happen until 3 weeks after we began praying for it.

It is amazing to me that you deny God's role in this. He is sending you signs, giving you a chance for redemption. But you appear to need more proof. If you, and your brethren persist in this, Katla will be next. If that does not convince any of you who are left, then it will be Laki!

Does your arctic climate foster retardness among your people? Why can you not read the signs God is clearly giving you? Do you need to be killed to understand? That you are alive is proof of God's mercy, that He is giving you a chance to repent. Do not waste this chance, it is unlikely you will be given another.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Yes as I thought

you´r funny people

and you have answer the question in a way
the which people with ruin kind of mind
would have answer.

Your way of see thinks make me wonder how poor your thoughts really are.

You talk about a religion!

You´r just a false poor minded people
who have no wisdom or sight
which make healthy people like the life.

What a poorness in life you have,
What kind of bible do you practise?

it´s for sure it´s not which have the living word in it !!

Stoned poetry is not appreciated here. Perhaps you should go to Hell bed.

[Nobar King]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Well wait until the wind will change direction and then the ash will be blown to you and darken your sky with the glasses dust. You people should be careful what you wish for !

I don't think so. You eskimos are so stupid. Haven't you ever heard of the Jet stream? It blows all of the bad air away from America.

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

First of all there are _NO_ eskimos in iceland stop making things up.

Thank you for asking. I will give you a list:

1. You have stolen BILLIONS of dollars of people's money. Every one of you should be locked up in jail.
2. You grounded lots of airplanes. There hasn't been this level of airspace lockdown since 9/11. So your country does more damage than the biggest terrorist attack in history.
3. All of you HATE Jesus Christ and God. Your flag itself is a mockery of the suffering of Jesus Christ.

Need anything else.... ?

Blub... blub....

1. I have? no, not me. Stop talking about few people as the whole country please.

2. We have grounded alot of airplanes? Our fault? what are we supposed to do about natural things. and didnt u guys pray for it? actually i think this all was just natural not god answering because why should be punishing a whole country,, oh wait not just iceland whole europe?*

3. are you telling a joke?

[GOD=life]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

1. I have? no, not me. Stop talking about few people as the whole country please.

Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences.

2. We have grounded alot of airplanes? Our fault? what are we supposed to do about natural things. and didnt u guys pray for it?

If you weren't so immoral, then we wouldn't have had to pray for it. God chose to answer our prayers because He thought it was a good idea. So God thinks you are bad people too.

oh wait not just iceland whole europe?

Europe needs to be warned so that they can a) ban abortion and b) ban gay marriage and c) cut off ALL contact with your country.

It's too late to save icelend, sorry.

3. are you telling a joke?

Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.

The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

I heard on the news that, because of ash from the Iceland volcano, foreigners from countries such as Africa will not be able to fly to Boston to run in the Boston Marathon. This could be the first time in a long time that a Real American wins the Boston Marathon. If you want a Real American to win the Boston Marathon, KEEP PRAYING THE IMPRECATORY PRAYERS AGAINST ICELAND!

Psalm 69:22-29
Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Praise Jesus!! I have waited so long for a real God Fearing Righteous American to win the Boston Marathon!! All this since the voters of Taxachusetts voted against another socialist going to the US Senate!!

Praise Jesus!!

In Jesus' name I pray!!

[icelandicfool]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences. .

lmao, no.

Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.

The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.

no, what makes you think im a neo-nazi and iceland hasn't murdered anyone at all or anything that touches terrorism.
like i said before how could a nation of 300.000 help

[Nobar King]

Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers.

Please add my prayer.