Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor store.

[Nobar King]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

I couldn't hear anything but I did read the text balloons and one of them mentioned Jack Daniel's so I prayed for that.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

Brother JJ Hold I am still waiting for my Mercedes Benz. I can only assume that Jesus is in backorder at this time.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

I'm not praying in a closet,

One of the most beautiful prayers ever, was done in a very public way. That was Janis Joplin, "Lord, won't you buy me, a color TV..."

[Levi Jones]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

Amen, Mrs. Bowers! I will be praying for that pink Lexus.

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

Felicity: I noticed that you cite to Matthew 6, wherein the Lord Jesus tells us to pray privately in a closet, not in public.

I join most of American in responding to Jesus by saying: "Rubbish!"

I'm not praying in a closet, a place notorious for lurking homosexuals.

[Felicity]

Re: Help this Christian find the baby she left in the liquor stor

@Mrs. Betty Bowers I will pray for her! #Matthew 6:6

[Mrs. Betty Bowers]

She's an unsavory woman, who would never be allowed into the Landover Baptist sanctuary, but that doesn't mean we can't condescend to say a prayer for her, however brief or perfunctory.