When I was growing up as a kid, I had two heros. Jesus and John Jacobs. Now if you ever saw John Jacobs on TV at age 7, you'd almost think it was the Second Comin' there and then!

Now it seems liberalism has taken over the networks and Christian programs have been under attack. I've haven't seen JJ on the tube since and I've been praying real hard that someday little American boys and girls could experience the joy and awesome that was John Jacobs.

JOHN JACOBS:
Always defeatin' Satan...one cinder block at a time.