Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

All the joos are forced to watch "The Passions of the Christ" and endless footage of money being burned.

If there is any comfort to be had in the lake of fire, I suppose that they can take comfort knowing that hell's elevator music will be supplied by one of their own, Barbara Streisman or whatever her name is.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I'm pretty sure "The Passion of the Christ" is like porn to those people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I believe that it is indeed shown in hell, but only for False Christians. Joos are prohibited from attending the performance.

I've heard that mudslimes are forced to watch it as well.

All the joos are forced to watch "The Passions of the Christ" and endless footage of money being burned.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I do hope the joos realize that 'Fiddler On The Roof' isn't shown in Hell.

I believe that it is indeed shown in hell, but only for False Christians. Joos are prohibited from attending the performance.

[SUV]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

RrrrrrrrRama-Lama-Ding-Dong!!!

[Brother V]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I think they just make up holidays on the fly so that they can get out of honest work. "Well, gee, I'd love to help you, but I'm off that day 'cause it's the holiday of (imitates the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball)."

5768 (2007–2008)

* Thursday, September 13 - Rosh HaShanah*
* Saturday, September 22 - Yom Kippur*
* Thursday, September 27 - Sukkot*
* Thursday, October 4 - Shemini Atzeret*
* Friday, October 5 - Simchat Torah*
* Wednesday, December 5 - Hanukkah
* Tuesday, January 22 - Tu Bishvat
* Friday, March 21 - Purim
* Sunday, April 20 - Pesach*
* Friday, May 2 - Yom Ha'Shoah
* Thursday, May 8 - Yom Ha'atzmaut
* Friday, May 23 - Lag Ba'omer
* Monday, June 9 - Shavuot*
* Sunday, August 10 - Tisha B'Av

Note how only 2 of their holidays are on Sunday and only one is on saturday, thereby letting them take days off of work for most of their "holy days". AND you just know that for the Thursday holidays, that they aren't going back to work on Friday. They'll also skip Monday's for their Tuesday holiday.

They are almost as lazy as mexican'ts!

YIC
V

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

Darn Joos have too many holidays
Where can you get a Lawyer around here nowadays?

I think they just make up holidays on the fly so that they can get out of honest work. "Well, gee, I'd love to help you, but I'm off that day 'cause it's the holiday of (imitates the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball)."

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I do hope the joos realize that 'Fiddler On The Roof' isn't shown in Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

I know for a fact that God does not hear the prayers of a joo, but I wonder if He listens to prayers FOR joos.

He may just be so fed up with them (aren't we all?) that He just says "Whatever" in His deep Masculine bass voice.

[Talitha]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

Darn Joos have too many holidays
Where can you get a Lawyer around here nowadays?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper, Ramadamn Prayer

That's a beautiful and heart felt prayer Mrs Christianson. I am sure those worthless Yids are touched somewhere in their dark, money grubbing hearts. I hope all those unbelievers out there could read this is see what Christian love is all about.

[Glendora Christianson]

At the risk of sounding a bit too liberal, I just wanted to say a little prayer for our (Hellbound) friends (I use the term loosely) who are celebrating Rash Hasheesh, Yam Kipper and Ramadamn this month...

Dear Lord, Jesus Christ, please help these folks see the light and cast aside false religion by becoming devout Landover Baptists (and tithing generously). And please Lord, it they can't see the light, dispatch them from this world with a fury only YOU can put on them, for they are but a waste of human flesh (and lots of trouble for us good folk). Thank You Lord, your devout servant, Glendora Christianson