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    Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

    I got suckered into watching the match this afternoon out of a sense of patriotism, so I'm rooting for the home team, and they would be blessed if everyone will join in prayer for them to defeat the English team, which is known for its unsportsmanlike behavior.

    Well, England is already up 1-0, with an hour left.

    Make your prayers NOW so that hopefully the Lord will hear them all and give our team the boost that they need to prevail.

    Dear Lord, please recognize this plea for support for America's team and help them dominate over the British just this one time.

    Amen.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: soccer and why it's so gay
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    Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

    I thought God hated Soccer?
    1 Timothy 2:12

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

      Praise Jesus, not only ten minutes later He delivered a goal for Team U.S.A.!
      Originally posted by Austin Strait View Post
      I thought God hated Soccer?
      He doesn't hate Team U.S.A.!

      Goooooooooallllllllll!!!!!!!!
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

        In that case may our victory be swift, and leave the Limeys running to their Mommy's.
        1 Timothy 2:12

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

          How interesting. A tie.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

            This is the greatest American victory over the English since the War of 1812!

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

              Americans don't play soccer as God hates soccer but loves America.

              U.S.A in that context obviously means "United States of Australia"

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                This match has dampened many of the Brits spirits, so even though it was a draw for USA, it was a win in the eyes of God.
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                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                  I am certain that the reason God let the match end in a draw was that although He loves the USA and despises England, He was reluctant to help a team of obvious sodomites win any sort of game, especially a game as gay as soccer.
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                  Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                    What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      What to the brits expect? They cannot even drill a hole in dirt without screwing up. They cannot cook. They cannot even speak English clearly. About the only thing they do well is make unbrellas.
                      The British can make Umbrellas? I was under the impression everything the British made fell apart.
                      1 Timothy 2:12

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                        The umbrellas they make fall apart.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                          Originally posted by Austin Strait View Post
                          I thought God hated Soccer?
                          It's football, not soccer

                          All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!
                          This is the most sensible forum ever!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                            Originally posted by Austin Strait View Post
                            I thought God hated Soccer?
                            God hates England.

                            I know nothing about soccer as Daddy says it is a gayboy sport.

                            But Australia cleaned up England in rugby union overnight.

                            Did I mention ..... God hates England!
                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for the U.S.A. to beat England in the World Cup

                              Originally posted by new christian View Post
                              It's football, not soccer

                              All you need is Hanemann in goal and at least you might have a clean sheet next game!
                              No, it is soccer not football. Do not defile the great name of America's favorite sport. I am going to sacrifice my dinner and vomit after I teach you the difference between the 2.



                              That is a soccer ball


                              That is a football.

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