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  • #16
    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
    I really don't think the Sweedes are better than the mudslems. They will all end up at the gates of Hell asking for shelter.
    But God has mercy!

    Daniel 9:9
    To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him;

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    • #17
      Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

      My next mission is to spread the word of the Lord to the women of Sweden
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #18
        Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

        Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
        My next mission is to spread the word of the Lord to the women of Sweden
        How?

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        • #19
          Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

          Originally posted by Dirk View Post
          How?
          By showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #20
            Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

            Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
            By showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
            Listen pervert; You need to get your own house in order before tackling any Swiss Lesbians. You don't lead a Christian life. Get yourself right with God. Stop doing fake fornications with other ladies. You know Jesus hates that, so stop.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

              Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
              ...showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
              And it is by living the very example that Christ gave us we shall enter the Kingdom of our Lord and Heavenly Father!

              You seem like a wonderful young women who is filled with the Holy Spirit and possibly looking for a chance too dedicate one's life to the service of Jesus.

              Have you ever considered the many spiritual and social advantages of joining the Roman Catholic Church and in particular one of our many fine and well-appointed Nunneries?


              In your case I would suggest our specialised Lesuit order as I think you would fit like a sausage glove at Ellen's bachelor party.

              Check your pm's (if the loonies here don't delete them first) and call the number tout-de-suite (that is not a number but a French phrase... as a Lesuit Nun you will learn many alternative language phrases and especially Latin... helping you be a very cunning linguist!)



              Tell them Father Mo sent you.


              Then just relax and enjoy the warm love from above.




              Bless you, my vivacious vagetarian,
              Father Mo





              .
              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • #22
                Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                And it is by living the very example that Christ gave us we shall enter the Kingdom of our Lord and Heavenly Father!

                You seem like a wonderful young women who is filled with the Holy Spirit and possibly looking for a chance too dedicate one's life to the service of Jesus.

                Have you ever considered the many spiritual and social advantages of joining the Roman Catholic Church and in particular one of our many fine and well-appointed Nunneries?

                In your case I would suggest our specialised Lesuit order as I think you would fit like a sausage glove at Ellen's bachelor party.

                Check your pm's (if the loonies here don't delete them first) and call the number tout-de-suite (that is not a number but a French phrase... as a Lesuit Nun you will learn many alternative language phrases and especially Latin... helping you be a very cunning linguist!)

                Tell them Father Mo sent you.

                Then just relax and enjoy the warm love from above.

                Bless you, my vivacious vagetarian,
                Father Mo

                .
                Why would I join your sinful religion? Your priests are more interested in alter boys and the nunneries are whore houses.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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