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  • Lisa H
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    And it is by living the very example that Christ gave us we shall enter the Kingdom of our Lord and Heavenly Father!

    You seem like a wonderful young women who is filled with the Holy Spirit and possibly looking for a chance too dedicate one's life to the service of Jesus.

    Have you ever considered the many spiritual and social advantages of joining the Roman Catholic Church and in particular one of our many fine and well-appointed Nunneries?

    In your case I would suggest our specialised Lesuit order as I think you would fit like a sausage glove at Ellen's bachelor party.

    Check your pm's (if the loonies here don't delete them first) and call the number tout-de-suite (that is not a number but a French phrase... as a Lesuit Nun you will learn many alternative language phrases and especially Latin... helping you be a very cunning linguist!)

    Tell them Father Mo sent you.

    Then just relax and enjoy the warm love from above.

    Bless you, my vivacious vagetarian,
    Father Mo

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    Why would I join your sinful religion? Your priests are more interested in alter boys and the nunneries are whore houses.

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  • Father Maurice Lester
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
    ...showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
    And it is by living the very example that Christ gave us we shall enter the Kingdom of our Lord and Heavenly Father!

    You seem like a wonderful young women who is filled with the Holy Spirit and possibly looking for a chance too dedicate one's life to the service of Jesus.

    Have you ever considered the many spiritual and social advantages of joining the Roman Catholic Church and in particular one of our many fine and well-appointed Nunneries?


    In your case I would suggest our specialised Lesuit order as I think you would fit like a sausage glove at Ellen's bachelor party.

    Check your pm's (if the loonies here don't delete them first) and call the number tout-de-suite (that is not a number but a French phrase... as a Lesuit Nun you will learn many alternative language phrases and especially Latin... helping you be a very cunning linguist!)



    Tell them Father Mo sent you.


    Then just relax and enjoy the warm love from above.




    Bless you, my vivacious vagetarian,
    Father Mo





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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
    By showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
    Listen pervert; You need to get your own house in order before tackling any Swiss Lesbians. You don't lead a Christian life. Get yourself right with God. Stop doing fake fornications with other ladies. You know Jesus hates that, so stop.

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    How?
    By showing them how to lead a Christian Life!

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post
    My next mission is to spread the word of the Lord to the women of Sweden
    How?

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  • Lisa H
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    My next mission is to spread the word of the Lord to the women of Sweden

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
    I really don't think the Sweedes are better than the mudslems. They will all end up at the gates of Hell asking for shelter.
    But God has mercy!

    Daniel 9:9
    To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him;

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  • Deuteronomy
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    I really don't think the Sweedes are better than the mudslems. They will all end up at the gates of Hell asking for shelter.

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
    I live in the Netherlands and it doesn't mean 'communist'. Socialism and communism are completely different things.
    Socialism=communism

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
    I live in the Netherlands and it doesn't mean 'communist'. Socialism and communism are completely different things.
    You need to go back to school.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    My grandparents were obviously wise when they fled 90 years ago.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    No, they are equally evil. All socialists and communists will burn in hell for all eternity.
    Especially for their unholy allegiance with the Islamic faith.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Soepgroente View Post
    Socialism and communism are completely different things.
    No, they are equally evil. All socialists and communists will burn in hell for all eternity.

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  • Soepgroente
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    They had to have hundreds of thousands of Muslims in order to deport them to gulags, didn't they?



    "Sweden" means "Soviet" in Netherlandese. It's a well known fact they are communist.
    I live in the Netherlands and it doesn't mean 'communist'. Socialism and communism are completely different things.

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Please pray for Swedenistan

    Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
    Communism? I believe it started with ABBA and disco dance music.If the Swedes had stuck with Lawerence Welk and good accordion music this stuff would never have happened.
    ABBA music=communism my brother

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