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Re: Please pray for Swedenistan
Why would I join your sinful religion? Your priests are more interested in alter boys and the nunneries are whore houses.
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And it is by living the very example that Christ gave us we shall enter the Kingdom of our Lord and Heavenly Father!Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View Post...showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
You seem like a wonderful young women who is filled with the Holy Spirit and possibly looking for a chance too dedicate one's life to the service of Jesus.
Have you ever considered the many spiritual and social advantages of joining the Roman Catholic Church and in particular one of our many fine and well-appointed Nunneries?
In your case I would suggest our specialised Lesuit order as I think you would fit like a sausage glove at Ellen's bachelor party.
Check your pm's (if the loonies here don't delete them first) and call the number tout-de-suite (that is not a number but a French phrase... as a Lesuit Nun you will learn many alternative language phrases and especially Latin... helping you be a very cunning linguist!)
Tell them Father Mo sent you.
Then just relax and enjoy the warm love from above.
Bless you, my vivacious vagetarian,
Father Mo
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Listen pervert; You need to get your own house in order before tackling any Swiss Lesbians. You don't lead a Christian life. Get yourself right with God. Stop doing fake fornications with other ladies. You know Jesus hates that, so stop.Originally posted by Lisa the Lesbian View PostBy showing them how to lead a Christian Life!
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My next mission is to spread the word of the Lord to the women of Sweden
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But God has mercy!Originally posted by Deuteronomy View PostI really don't think the Sweedes are better than the mudslems. They will all end up at the gates of Hell asking for shelter.
Daniel 9:9
To the Lord our God belong mercies and forgivenesses, though we have rebelled against him;
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I really don't think the Sweedes are better than the mudslems. They will all end up at the gates of Hell asking for shelter.
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You need to go back to school.Originally posted by Soepgroente View PostI live in the Netherlands and it doesn't mean 'communist'. Socialism and communism are completely different things.
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My grandparents were obviously wise when they fled 90 years ago.
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Especially for their unholy allegiance with the Islamic faith.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostNo, they are equally evil. All socialists and communists will burn in hell for all eternity.

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No, they are equally evil. All socialists and communists will burn in hell for all eternity.Originally posted by Soepgroente View PostSocialism and communism are completely different things.
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I live in the Netherlands and it doesn't mean 'communist'. Socialism and communism are completely different things.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostThey had to have hundreds of thousands of Muslims in order to deport them to gulags, didn't they?
"Sweden" means "Soviet" in Netherlandese. It's a well known fact they are communist.
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ABBA music=communism my brotherOriginally posted by aim for heaven View PostCommunism? I believe it started with ABBA and disco dance music.If the Swedes had stuck with Lawerence Welk and good accordion music this stuff would never have happened.
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