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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!
No doubt an atheist lieberal evilutionist "doctor", realising that his business is ruined because Reverend Jim has proved that, though him, Jesus has made is grubby little money-mill worthless!
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That enormous hurt in your head is a sign from God that you are doing something seriously wrong. Nothing will help for that, but figuring out what you did to annoy God and fix it before it is too late. Is there some big sin you committed lately you are feeling guilty about? If so, just tell us about it, that is always a good first step.Originally posted by Mr fool View PostIt couldn't even heal my headeche
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Yes, Sister Christina is right. You are nothing but a Godmocker and if you ask for prayers just for some kind of lark, you will expect no answer. Did you notice all the True Christians(tm) got their ailments cured?
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That only proves your lack of Faith.Originally posted by Mr fool View PostIt didn't work and i really REALLY tried actually.
It couldn't even heal my headeche
Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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It didn't work and i really REALLY tried actually.
It couldn't even heal my headeche
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!
let me keep this short... NO YOU CAN NOT
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!
Isn't it nice to see another example of the superior intelligence of the atheist?Originally posted by skruven View PostLoL ur lame...
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LoL ur lame...
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Re: VIDEO: Rev. Jim will cure you of AIDS, Cancer, and more!
Glory to our Lord! I am here to bear witness to the miracle performed on me today by the loving Reverend Jim Osborne. I reached out to the Landover Baptist Church this morning in my time of great need, and almost immediately was exorcised of my demons by Rev. Osborne. My story is here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46216 but to make a long story short, I suffered a mighty injury to my head and the demons came in and turned me into a lazy, unfit wife. My spiritual master, Jesus, and my earthly master, Mr. Baiter, were disappointed in me.
I scooted across the carpet this morning (I'm still a little off balance from the accident) in my shift dress and socks, and when I touched Reverend Osborne's face on the computer monitor, there was a mighty CRACK of healing and a flash of blue light, which I assume was those demons taking off!
Praise the Lord for my cleansing! Now I'm headed off to make a PROPER pie for Mr. Baiter.
In His Love,
Mrs. Baiter
Hosea 14:4 I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely: for mine anger is turned away from him.
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Rev Jim, I have the suits covered. I just sent a check for 25 large to your tailor. Dont forget the shirts and shoes.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostI'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!
Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.
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I'm excited that everyone has been cured of their inflictions! I'd really like to hear the naysayer atheists explain that away!
Also, thank you for the generous donations. My ministry is currently purchasing a brand new Gulfstream jet so we may spread the Word of God more efficiently. I'm also in need of some new custom-tailored genuine Italian virgin wool suits because as God's personal representative on Earth, I have to look my best.
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Originally posted by aim for heaven View PostAren't those called ''lineman's gloves'' for working on high voltage lines? you could be right about it being a problem.
Actually I used them for making a electric fence around the house.
I got some problems with my wife.
Its gone now my Diabetes, thanks to the lord!
I trust it for 100%, I won't be taking any insuline anymore!
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better safe than sorry esp. if their is an insurance policy involved.Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View PostThe Lord will lead her backif she is still aliveeventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.
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The Lord will lead her backif she is still aliveeventually. Ever let a cat out and it is gone so long you figure it went off to die, but then returns skinny, tired and mangy? I am sure that is what will happen with the Mrs.
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