[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

I believe you have that backwards but mox nix.


The important thing is that even if someone is a walking, breathing and festering incarnation of evil they still deserve the love and support that Jesus asks of us when dealing with sins and sinners... but trying to help a sinner to the path of salvation is not the same as venerating a war criminal in waiting.

Yes, many Americans have shown their love for this Richard fellow but I remind you of the wide-spread support in Uganda for Idi-Amin.

Idi ate the rich and Richard ate the poor (when not too busy feeding the rich) but in both cases what they left behind is odiferous and odious.




Bless you, my curious cultists,
Father Mo



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Brothers and Sisters, I apologize in advance for my outburst... but this papist scum really irks me.

Father MoLester... you speak nothing but balderdash!!


Oh course we love Dick, even deep down in your loins, you have stirrings for Dick as well.. and you know it!

Dick may be to some, a one-eyed (in his conservative ways) monster, but there must be something good about him for so many to want to embrace him. Dick has shown many of us all he has in him! What more do you want from him?

Also, don't compare Dick to Idi. Your Pope BendeDick ,who is far from straight up.. is far more like Idi Amin than Dick is. Your BendeDick just prefers to only eat little boys rather than the rich..

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[its_faith]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

It's Faith,

You are certainly with the Lord.. as on occasion, I also pray for Bush and Dick as well. They are certainly a combination made in Heaven! I pray that they can somehow be truly united again as one.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

As for leading this country their time has passed and now we must find a new leader that God approves of so pestilence like oil spills and crashing economies will not plague us like it is now. They were very strong but the job is tough and 8 years will wear a mortal man out. In 2012 I feel we shall elect a new leader who shall lead us to the holiness that we desire to be near.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

You just go into tongues thinking about Dick, Dontcha?

I believe you have that backwards but mox nix.


The important thing is that even if someone is a walking, breathing and festering incarnation of evil they still deserve the love and support that Jesus asks of us when dealing with sins and sinners... but trying to help a sinner to the path of salvation is not the same as venerating a war criminal in waiting.

Yes, many Americans have shown their love for this Richard fellow but I remind you of the wide-spread support in Uganda for Idi-Amin.

Idi ate the rich and Richard ate the poor (when not too busy feeding the rich) but in both cases what they left behind is odiferous and odious.




Bless you, my curious cultists,
Father Mo



.

[Felicity]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

@HTannor I am very glad to hear that. Jesus and Dick what else does a young girl need?

[HTannor]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Brothers and Sisters:

So much rejoycing, so much happiness. I'm overwhelmed by the power of our combined prayers.

Shout Hallelujah!

My beloved Dick has risen!

Standing tall and firm, hard and unbending, once again ready to spew forth his greatest gift for all - women and men alike.

Oh, the Glory of it!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Oh Hosanna! O' LORD of Hosts! O' our great Elohim! We beseech you OH GREAT HE WHO MUST NEVER BE NAMED. Grant me the HOLY SPIRIT!

SHAMBLA HAMBLA KEESTA KEETSA DIID DOOO DIDD DO!

Oh Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick! Rise and deliver thy banner over America as His banner over me is love!

I bind it in the name of Jesus! Dick shall rise again. I bind the demons of the evil democrap obongo in Jesus' name. I praise You for making his approval numbers go down!

SHALALALALALAMBLA DAMBLA.

Abbbbboooouuuuutttt tooooo faallll oveeeer.

Reverend Jones, You just go into tongues thinking about Dick, Dontcha?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Oh Hosanna! O' LORD of Hosts! O' our great Elohim! We beseech you OH GREAT HE WHO MUST NEVER BE NAMED. Grant me the HOLY SPIRIT!

SHAMBLA HAMBLA KEESTA KEETSA DIID DOOO DIDD DO!

Oh Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick! Rise and deliver thy banner over America as His banner over me is love!

I bind it in the name of Jesus! Dick shall rise again. I bind the demons of the evil democrap obongo in Jesus' name. I praise You for making his approval numbers go down!

SHALALALALALAMBLA DAMBLA.

Abbbbboooouuuuutttt tooooo faallll oveeeer.

[Felicity]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

@All I love Dick!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

I suggest we butter Dick up, and congratulate him on his good health; the sooner the better, as Dick ought not be jerked around.

Would a card suffice? Custom-made, with a picture of Jesus pulling Dick, pulling him close, enveloping Dick in a two-handed yet manly hug?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

As he ages I am sure Dick doesn't get the work out he once did when he was younger but he can still stand with the best of them at the YMCA.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

As I've said before, Dick is rock solid, and a stand up guy. I'm not ashamed to tell you further that every time I'm in Dick's presence I shudder a little at Dick's girth.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.

What wonderful news. But I just knew Dick would remain unbeaten despite Satan's best efforts. Glory!

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

I pray Dick wakes every morning and greets each day firm and unbending for many years to come.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.
It appears he just needed to have his vein drained of excess fluids.
Behold the power of prayer! Dick was seen hanging out in the lobby just before his release.

Hallelujah , Amen!

I am so glad that Dick has finally discharged! What a relief for him.

That back-log of fluid must have caused a lot of stiffness and swelling though.

I do hope that he is still up for anything like the Dick we all know and have come to love.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

Here's a heads up on Dick! Dick has been discharged from the hospital.
It appears he just needed to have his vein drained of excess fluids.
Behold the power of prayer! Dick was seen hanging out in the lobby just before his release.

Hallelujah , Amen!