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  • #1

    Please pray for Dick Cheney

    Shocking news was delivered to my computer this monring. Our blessed Dick Cheney has entered a hospital.

    There is no word yet for the exact reason but we all can be pretty sure his heart may once again be causing him problems.

    For those of us that truly like Dick it's time to go down on your knees to show your love to him.

    I hope my Dick will rise soon.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"
    Tags: dick cheney, jesus loves dick, prayer requests
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    Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

    Brother Tannor , has there been any updates from Dick's Head spokesman?
    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

      God bless our magical Dick.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

        Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
        Brother Tannor , has there been any updates from Dick's Head spokesman?

        No updates so far. Please keep your prayers coming for my Dick to stand up once again.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

          Honestly, I don't believe we can hold our Dick down. He always comes back.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

            I have Fox News on 24/7 here and wonder why they're not giving this great man more coverage. I have a bad feeling about this. This great man has survived 4 Heart Attacks because of the great medicare in his country but with your recent Obama scare medicine I don't have much faith. I like millions more can only pray for him.

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

              Perhaps the Ladies of Landover should get together and pray for Dick.
              Drama queen

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                No updates so far. Please keep your prayers coming for my Dick to stand up once again.
                Brother Tannor have I told you my stories of shaking hands with Dick?
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                  Have no fear, True Christians(tm). I had fun with Dick last night (maybe too much fun in hindsight), and he's resting comfortably now. I just got off with him and he's fine, believe me.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                    Truly, you can't keep a good Dick down!

                    That's one Dick that can shoot me in the face anytime.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                      Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                      Brother Tannor have I told you my stories of shaking hands with Dick?
                      No, you haven't.

                      You are a very lucky man to have had my Dick shaking your hand.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                        This just in:

                        Even though the report was not on the Godly Fox News(tm), one of the lieberal networks (NBC) is reporting that our beloved Dick Cheney did not suffer a heart attack. Shout Glory!!
                        (Oh, sure, it's easy to speculate that his bull dyke daughter probably contributed to his discomfort with her latest lezbo antics, but that hasn't been confirmed.......yet.)

                        While we still don’t know for sure what the problem is, but just the news that my Dick is not having a blood flow problem is very comforting.

                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                          This just in:

                          Even though the report was not on the Godly Fox News™, one of the lieberal networks (NBC) is reporting that our beloved Dick Cheney did not suffer a heart attack. Shout Glory!!
                          (Oh, sure, it's easy to speculate that his bull dyke daughter probably contributed to his discomfort with her latest lezbo antics, but that hasn't been confirmed.......yet.)

                          While we still don’t know for sure what the problem is, but just the news that my Dick is not having a blood flow problem is very comforting.
                          Hosana!

                          And to think that there are still those who refuse to acknowledge the Power of Prayer...

                          Great job, Prayer Warriors!

                          But let's not rest on our laurels just yet... Continue to pray for long life for Righteous Dick.
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                            I have been on my knees several times today for Dick and gave my all orally, with unhesitating submission!

                            When praying for Dick, I find this the best method possible and take my cue from

                            James 5:16

                            "The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for Dick Cheney

                              Like many of my True Christian Sisters, I am also on my knees praying for Dick's quick release. From the hospital. My pantyhose are ripped to shreds, in fact. My hands are sweating from clasping tightly and holding Dick up.

                              Glory!
                              Concerned Bible-Centered Christian
                              Servicing Jesus since the Nixon Administration

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