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  • Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death


    Eagles of Death Metal bassist Brian O'Connor has been diagnosed with cancer, and is undergoing treatment in Los Angeles. Please pray for his quick demise.
    Originally posted by Brian O'Connor
    In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

    I will pray for that after my nap Brother Nobar!
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      Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

      Is it okay if I pray for a long, slow, drawn-out painful death instead?


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        Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

        First it was a Baldwin and his fuzzy and soft Christian ideals now a bass playing Unicorn Wants Good True Christian people (and any others) to support them in the lifestyle they (feel they) deserve.
        Brother Nober , how are you feeling?
        Or what about Brother Cranky, he needs a nap. Please folks send your donations in so he can get that 2nd pillow that he wants so terribly, only you can make him comfortable.

        I think everyone should remember what Algernon Sydney said so many years ago. God helps them that helps themselves.
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        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • #5
          Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

          Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
          a bass playing Unicorn
          WHAT?
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            Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            WHAT?
            AS QUOTED FROM THE FELLOW HIMSELF WHEN HEARING OF THE FUND-


            Below is a brilliantly optimistic statement from Brian:
            In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

              Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
              AS QUOTED FROM THE FELLOW HIMSELF WHEN HEARING OF THE FUND-


              Below is a brilliantly optimistic statement from Brian:
              In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.
              But Noah's son Ham eat the last of the Unicorns

              The Flood

              Then the FSM saw that the wickedness of Man was great on the earth, and that every thought of the little midget was ruled by his stomach.
              Then the FSM said, “Fine, I’ll just cook for myself,” and He produced a great Colander of Goodness and He did collect water in an enormous pot, which he heated; and He did drop in a heaping portion of pasta and slowly simmer the sauce for so long that the original humans weren’t even around anymore when He was finally ready to eat. And He poured the spaghetti and water into the Colander of Goodness, careful to make sure the water went down the drain of His sink. And as He was eating, He vacantly considered where the drain did empty, and the FSM said, “Uh oh.”
              Luckily, Noah and Noah’s sons, Ham, Cheese, and Omel, and Noah’s wife and the three wives of his sons with them, had been working on “Big Noah’s Floating Menagerie,” which was to be housed in a giant ark of Noah’s design. On that day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up, and the drains of the heavens were opened. And the rain was on the earth forty days and forty nights, and the ark did float but it did stink.
              After several battles with Pirates, the ark did finally rest on Mount Ararat, and when the waters receded it was a long walk home for Noah and his family. And no one could locate the unicorn pair, but they did discover Noah’s son Ham in a back chamber of the ark, picking his teeth with an oversized toothpick that remarkably resembled a horn.
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                Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                But Noah's son Ham eat the last of the Unicorns

                The Flood
                ...and no one could locate the unicorn pair, but they did discover Noah’s son Ham in a back chamber of the ark, picking his teeth with an oversized toothpick that remarkably resembled a horn.
                Take it up with the guitar player tortellini.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • #9
                  Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

                  Dear LORD, I pray to Thee that Ye may strike Brian O'Connor with your wrath and let him submit to Your righteous judgment. Amen.
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