Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

[Brother Alex]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

Dear LORD, I pray to Thee that Ye may strike Brian O'Connor with your wrath and let him submit to Your righteous judgment. Amen.

Psalm 55:15: Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

But Noah's son Ham eat the last of the Unicorns

The Flood

...and no one could locate the unicorn pair, but they did discover Noah’s son Ham in a back chamber of the ark, picking his teeth with an oversized toothpick that remarkably resembled a horn.

Take it up with the guitar player tortellini.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

AS QUOTED FROM THE FELLOW HIMSELF WHEN HEARING OF THE FUND-


Below is a brilliantly optimistic statement from Brian:
In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.

But Noah's son Ham eat the last of the Unicorns

The Flood

Then the FSM saw that the wickedness of Man was great on the earth, and that every thought of the little midget was ruled by his stomach.
Then the FSM said, “Fine, I’ll just cook for myself,” and He produced a great Colander of Goodness and He did collect water in an enormous pot, which he heated; and He did drop in a heaping portion of pasta and slowly simmer the sauce for so long that the original humans weren’t even around anymore when He was finally ready to eat. And He poured the spaghetti and water into the Colander of Goodness, careful to make sure the water went down the drain of His sink. And as He was eating, He vacantly considered where the drain did empty, and the FSM said, “Uh oh.”
Luckily, Noah and Noah’s sons, Ham, Cheese, and Omel, and Noah’s wife and the three wives of his sons with them, had been working on “Big Noah’s Floating Menagerie,” which was to be housed in a giant ark of Noah’s design. On that day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up, and the drains of the heavens were opened. And the rain was on the earth forty days and forty nights, and the ark did float but it did stink.
After several battles with Pirates, the ark did finally rest on Mount Ararat, and when the waters receded it was a long walk home for Noah and his family. And no one could locate the unicorn pair, but they did discover Noah’s son Ham in a back chamber of the ark, picking his teeth with an oversized toothpick that remarkably resembled a horn.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

WHAT?

AS QUOTED FROM THE FELLOW HIMSELF WHEN HEARING OF THE FUND-


Below is a brilliantly optimistic statement from Brian:
In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

a bass playing Unicorn

WHAT?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

First it was a Baldwin and his fuzzy and soft Christian ideals now a bass playing Unicorn Wants Good True Christian people (and any others) to support them in the lifestyle they (feel they) deserve.
Brother Nober , how are you feeling?
Or what about Brother Cranky, he needs a nap. Please folks send your donations in so he can get that 2nd pillow that he wants so terribly, only you can make him comfortable.

I think everyone should remember what Algernon Sydney said so many years ago. God helps them that helps themselves.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

Is it okay if I pray for a long, slow, drawn-out painful death instead?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Brian O'Connor: Please pray for a quick death

I will pray for that after my nap Brother Nobar!

[Nobar King]

http://www.brianeodm.org/

Eagles of Death Metal bassist Brian O'Connor has been diagnosed with cancer, and is undergoing treatment in Los Angeles. Please pray for his quick demise.

In regards to my current health situation, with the remarkable support and love from my amazing friends and family, I am receiving the best medical and moral attention one could ask for. I cannot thank everyone enough for their continued support and involvement. I am excited for my full recovery and look forward to getting back to what I love most: melting face with my bass. I'm feeling great. After all, I am half unicorn. Keep ya posted.