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  • God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!



    As we all know, God has set His righteous WRATH upon the Australien state of New Zealand today when He smote that desolate island with a 7.0 earthquake! While most of the natives are well deserving of the Lord's ANGER, there are a few decent True Christians(tm) working ceaselessly to save the souls of the natives.
    Chief amongst them is our own Mrs. Gertrude Rogers. While we have NO DOUBT that Jesus is more than pleased with her work that He would have spared her completely, please join me in prayer that she is delivered safe and sound and that she has avoided all blowback from God's MIGHTY RAGE!
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    Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

    We all pray Mrs. Rogers will find the strength to finally abandon her New Zed Mission and return to the safety of Iowa and Landover Baptist. If she could arrange a container shipment of Green Lipped Mussels to precede her arrival that would be great -- And I'm positive it would help defray the modest charges the Church must assess her for the use of the floor during nighttime hours
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      Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

      Praying now for Mrs Rogers, and the very few other Saved(tm) Christians scattered among those wretched Aussies. I have no doubt she'll be safe with Christ's loving arms protecting her. I just pray that Christ didn't have to spare any of those hobbit humping aboriginees to save the few True Christians(tm).

      May they all be consigned to Hell, in Christ's name, Amen.

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        Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

        @all I am a bit scared for her. I will pray for Mrs. Gertrude Rogers to be protected by Jesus!
        I Jesus!

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          Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

          Prayers are with her.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

            I have said many prayers for Mrs Rogers after this event. Being a True Christian women I feel assured God will have saved her from this disaster.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

              Due to the power of your prayers, I am quite safe. However, I am feeling somewhat disappointed that the LORD began to raze New Zealand to the ground, but didn't see fit to finish the job. I would've been more than happy to have had my house collapse in on me, killing me, sending me home to JESUS.

              Oh well, perhaps next time then. Glory!
              True Christians are Perfect!

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              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

                The wrath of God is evident in that He chose to destroy a city named Christchurch...... Evidently the residents of that city made a mockery of its name by being whorish sinners.

                Behold the Power of the Lord!!!!

                Yea Verily, Hallelujah, Amen!!!

                Glad you're okay Mrs. Rogers.... God truly takes care of His own!!
                Nahum 1:2

                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                  Re: God loosed His wrath upon New Zealand! Pray for Mrs. Rogers!

                  PRAISE THE LORD you're okay Mrs. Rogers.
                  Do not feel bad that God didn't destroy all of your evil country, I'm sure you are the reason, he just gave a warning this time. Every True Christian knows that you are the only person that makes any sense in that terrible place. You'll see, the next time you leave the country, he'll finish the job.


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                  Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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