[handmaiden]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Mr. Redstone, I do not understand why you would come to a Christian forum to ask for prayers for your son. Do you value Christian prayers? I mean, I know God does, of course, but since you hate God, why should our prayers be requested?

I don't come into your synagogue and ask you to pray for me. I can't afford it.

From what I hear, it can be very pricey to get a good seat in temple. Are those seats up high the cheap seats, like bleachers in a stadium? And are they the most prestigious even if they don't offer the best view?

Since Jews like to hang on to their money, the members of the congregation who hang on to the most probably don't shell out for the more expensive seats. Therefore, the best Jews are the ones who don't splurge on the nicer seats.

In OUR houses of worship, the best seats are for the best Christians. And the best Christians are the best tithers.

Shrewdly Yours,

Handmaiden

[David Rothstein]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Don't waste it kiddo, some of these guys follow shabbat also on Sundays. Can you believe it?

Well, the prayer is appreciated. Never have I seen the antisemitism I endure at LBC. Most of these Christians are simply jealous of the Jewish ability to build and retain wealth. The persecution, I am accustomed to, as are my people. Including their Jesus who most certainly was a Jew.

It was a great day for Benjamin as fellow Jews and Yahweh blessed my son with
substantial wealth.

May Yahweh bless you.

Shalom

[DamianC]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Don't waste it kiddo, some of these guys follow shabbat also on Sundays. Can you believe it?

[Bringer_Of_Light]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

As a matter of fact, I WILL pray for your son.

I may not be Jewish, but I'll pray to whatever divine force is out there that your son has a happy, successful Bar Mitzvah and that your lord accepts him totally.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

In all, we collected $2810 for Benjamin's Bar Mitzvah...Any Gentiles of Freehold that wish to belatedly wish my son God's blessing as a Jewish man are still free to do so. I would ask that you make your gifts worthy of recognition.

I imagine some of us might be willing to contribute to a good Christian College fund for him.

But what do children need money for, really? To go out "hotrodding"? To buy the snugly indecent new clothes their parents won't get for them? To install their own phone line in their room so they can chat away with who-knows-what, far into the night?

What does your teenage son need all this cash for? Did he get some young lady "in trouble"???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Praise Yahweh!

In all, we collected $2810 for Benjamin's Bar Mitzvah. I was expecting substantially more from the 20 guests that attended, but I am still somewhat thankful given the state of the economy.

Any Gentiles of Freehold that wish to belatedly wish my son God's blessing as a Jewish man are still free to do so. I would ask that you make your gifts worthy of recognition.

Shalom

Wait, you want us to give you money?!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Praise Yahweh!

In all, we collected $2810 for Benjamin's Bar Mitzvah. I was expecting substantially more from the 20 guests that attended, but I am still somewhat thankful given the state of the economy.

Any Gentiles of Freehold that wish to belatedly wish my son God's blessing as a Jewish man are still free to do so. I would ask that you make your gifts worthy of recognition.

Shalom

Hmm.. so your son's bar mitzvah was held on Shabbat?

I also find it strange, one professing to be such a devout joo, would be ON HERE prior to Shabbat being officially over.

Obviously trying to squeeze money out of people you barely know is far more important to you than your stupid religious ritual!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Praise Yahweh!

In all, we collected $2810 for Benjamin's Bar Mitzvah. I was expecting substantially more from the 20 guests that attended, but I am still somewhat thankful given the state of the economy.

Any Gentiles of Freehold that wish to belatedly wish my son God's blessing as a Jewish man are still free to do so. I would ask that you make your gifts worthy of recognition.

Shalom

Look to the sky, do you see any pigs flying? Fat chance my Jooish friend. Why did you kill Jesus?

[David Rothstein]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Praise Yahweh!

In all, we collected $2810 for Benjamin's Bar Mitzvah. I was expecting substantially more from the 20 guests that attended, but I am still somewhat thankful given the state of the economy.

Any Gentiles of Freehold that wish to belatedly wish my son God's blessing as a Jewish man are still free to do so. I would ask that you make your gifts worthy of recognition.

Shalom

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

I shall pray for a towelhead to fly an aeroplane into your son's nose, as a warning to the rest of you to straighten out and get right with Christ.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom

Get him a paper round so that he knows the value of earning money, apart from that i can't make as I'm slaughtering one of the pigs that day and will be up to my knees in blood and entrails. oops looks like i may of missed it anyway, here piggy piggy

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom

Who is Yahweh, what's a Torah, why do you want money, and why should I care? Shouldn't Benjamin be working for his money like anyone else?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom

Typical joo.. trying to FLEECE the sheep of The Shepherd of all their hard earned dollars!

R.S.V.P = No.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

You're so cheap you can't even afford to pay for some commas.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom

Here's my "gift" you filthy joo. The expiration date is 2009, but you hebes never waste anything so enjoy and "shalom" to you