Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

[Lisa H]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

You would be lucky to this $100.00 from me



You so called pagan worship has just as much value with the Lord as the fake monopoly money.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Is a Bar Mitzvah where the Rabbi chews the end of the boy's penis off and spits it out?

You penis gnawing, hooked nosed, dreidel spinning Joo's are disgusting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

I spit on your joo rituals. Accept Jesus or spend eternity being sodomized by demon pigs in hell.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Hmm...are we sure he's really Jewish? Jews are pretty greedy, but they're always filthy rich and don't need to resort to begging. Something smells gefilte fishy to me.

It's actually pretty common for them to invite as many as they can to a barmitzvah in order to teach their children how to grub money. It's as if at the age of 13 they're teaching their children how to start screwing using the gentiles.

If you don't go, they start the Jewish mother guilt trip on you. I've been invited to more than one where I didn't even know the kid. But they always want that cash gift from you.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Why not become a Christian, then you won't have to beg for money.

Hmm...are we sure he's really Jewish? Jews are pretty greedy, but they're always filthy rich and don't need to resort to begging. Something smells gefilte fishy to me.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

I will indeed pray...that your son gets up at his bar mitzvah and shares an impassioned speech about how he has accepted Jesus Christ as his one true savior, and that the lot of you are nothing more than God-mocking scum riding in car #666 on Satan's express train to Hell.

A bar mitzvah is a nothing more than a pact with Satan. It's spitting in the eye of Baby Jesus and you know it!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

Why not become a Christian, then you won't have to beg for money.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Pray for my son's Bar Mitzvah!

No

[David Rothstein]

Next week my son Benjamin will become a Jewish man at the age of 13. He will read the Torah at Temple Beth Emek and all are invited. Gifts are important and they should be in the form of cash. $100 is the suggested amount but 30 year savings bonds in any denomination are also welcome. Or diamonds or gold.

Please respect out religion and follow all directions from the rabbi.

Pray to Yahweh that Benjamin has a profitable day as he comes to our Lord as an adult Jew. And may Yahweh bless you all.

Shalom