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    While Frank was alive we had no need for a car but now he has passed and his insurance has has matured i feel it's time i got myself out a bit more so tomorrow at 11.30 am i have my driving test. Please pray that i pass i will have all my faith in Jesus and i am sure he will get me through.

    I have already bought a little run around, couldn't find anything that suited me over here so i bought an import, nothing flash as i don't want to draw attention to myself.

    The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

    King James Bible v1611
    A passage a day keeps satan away

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    Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

    Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
    While Frank was alive we had no need for a car but now he has passed and his insurance has has matured i feel it's time i got myself out a bit more so tomorrow at 11.30 am i have my driving test. Please pray that i pass i will have all my faith in Jesus and i am sure he will get me through.

    I have already bought a little run around, couldn't find anything that suited me over here so i bought an import, nothing flash as i don't want to draw attention to myself.

    Sister I will pray for you, with Jesus on your side how can you not pass. Nice little truck, I am happy that you purchased a Godly American product.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

      I will pray for you to pass your test
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

        @Shela Tansper Why don't you just get a new husband?
        I Jesus!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
          @Shela Tansper Why don't you just get a new husband?
          One day, but he will have to be able to run the farm, the orchard and be a better shot than me.
          The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

          King James Bible v1611
          A passage a day keeps satan away

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            Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

            I will pray for you, but it is a mystery to me what a woman would need to drive for.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

              A woman driving an automobile? I will pray that there is minimal loss of life.

              (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                How considerate of you to post a pic of your vehicle so that the True Christians(tm) on this forum are forewarned that there is a lady driver on the road.

                May God bless you and send you a new hubby real soon.

                Sister Charli.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test




                  That would look very good jacked up on cement blocks outside my trailer.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                    Praise be i passed the test, i would of posted earlier but i got straight back sorted out the insurance then drove over to see one of my farmer neighbors to pick up some hens then off to the fish market for some fresh trout for tomorrows supper. Thank you everyone for your prayers and please don't panic as the roads are very empty around these parts and the only thing i am liable to hit are wildlife and there is nothing wrong with some fresh roadkill.
                    The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                    King James Bible v1611
                    A passage a day keeps satan away

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                      For the life of me, I do not know why a woman should be driving a vehicle. It is mans work. Don't they have pakastinki drivers there that will work for spoiled rye?

                      Mrs. Hutchins is not allowed in the front seat, let alone drive, which is too bad as most of my cars are two seaters. She has this old nigra, Chester, that drivers her into town once a month. Not to worry, Chester was in a combine accident when he was young and somehow it sucked his genitals right off so there is no danger of rape.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        For the life of me, I do not know why a woman should be driving a vehicle. It is mans work. Don't they have pakastinki drivers there that will work for spoiled rye?

                        Mrs. Hutchins is not allowed in the front seat, let alone drive, which is too bad as most of my cars are two seaters. She has this old nigra, Chester, that drivers her into town once a month. Not to worry, Chester was in a combine accident when he was young and somehow it sucked his genitals right off so there is no danger of rape.
                        No immigrant types round this way, i think i would rather drive and keep it that way.
                        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                        King James Bible v1611
                        A passage a day keeps satan away

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                          That would look very good jacked up on cement blocks outside my trailer.
                          Miss Shela, I think I figured out why you ignored my quote above.

                          I failed to mention what you would be doing at the time. For that, I'm sorry.

                          My plan involves you having an extended stay with me in my lovely single-wide where we will while away the hours discussing a future husband for you.

                          Don't be concerned about the use of our valuable time. I have a chain link fence surrounding my moped salvage yard and I'd be thrilled if you used your skills to electrify it.
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                            Miss Shela, I think I figured out why you ignored my quote above.

                            I failed to mention what you would be doing at the time. For that, I'm sorry.

                            My plan involves you having an extended stay with me in my lovely single-wide where we will while away the hours discussing a future husband for you.

                            Don't be concerned about the use of our valuable time. I have a chain link fence surrounding my moped salvage yard and I'd be thrilled if you used your skills to electrify it.
                            Well i am honored, let me get my Australia trip out of the way and i will get back to you upon my return which will hopefully be around the end of March it was meant to be sooner but my friends out there just keep adding more and more to the itinerary and seeing as i have so much time spare who am i to refuse it.
                            The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

                            King James Bible v1611
                            A passage a day keeps satan away

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                              Re: Pray for me to pass my driving test

                              I'm overcome with an incredible urge to play a giant chess game on your driveway.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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