Pray for me to pass my driving test

[John Creeser]

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I'm overcome with an incredible urge to play a giant chess game on your driveway.

[Shela Tansper]

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Miss Shela, I think I figured out why you ignored my quote above.

I failed to mention what you would be doing at the time. For that, I'm sorry.

My plan involves you having an extended stay with me in my lovely single-wide where we will while away the hours discussing a future husband for you.

Don't be concerned about the use of our valuable time. I have a chain link fence surrounding my moped salvage yard and I'd be thrilled if you used your skills to electrify it.

Well i am honored, let me get my Australia trip out of the way and i will get back to you upon my return which will hopefully be around the end of March it was meant to be sooner but my friends out there just keep adding more and more to the itinerary and seeing as i have so much time spare who am i to refuse it.

[HTannor]

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That would look very good jacked up on cement blocks outside my trailer.

Miss Shela, I think I figured out why you ignored my quote above.

I failed to mention what you would be doing at the time. For that, I'm sorry.

My plan involves you having an extended stay with me in my lovely single-wide where we will while away the hours discussing a future husband for you.

Don't be concerned about the use of our valuable time. I have a chain link fence surrounding my moped salvage yard and I'd be thrilled if you used your skills to electrify it.

[Shela Tansper]

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For the life of me, I do not know why a woman should be driving a vehicle. It is mans work. Don't they have pakastinki drivers there that will work for spoiled rye?

Mrs. Hutchins is not allowed in the front seat, let alone drive, which is too bad as most of my cars are two seaters. She has this old nigra, Chester, that drivers her into town once a month. Not to worry, Chester was in a combine accident when he was young and somehow it sucked his genitals right off so there is no danger of rape.

No immigrant types round this way, i think i would rather drive and keep it that way.

[James Hutchins]

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For the life of me, I do not know why a woman should be driving a vehicle. It is mans work. Don't they have pakastinki drivers there that will work for spoiled rye?

Mrs. Hutchins is not allowed in the front seat, let alone drive, which is too bad as most of my cars are two seaters. She has this old nigra, Chester, that drivers her into town once a month. Not to worry, Chester was in a combine accident when he was young and somehow it sucked his genitals right off so there is no danger of rape.

[Shela Tansper]

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Praise be i passed the test, i would of posted earlier but i got straight back sorted out the insurance then drove over to see one of my farmer neighbors to pick up some hens then off to the fish market for some fresh trout for tomorrows supper. Thank you everyone for your prayers and please don't panic as the roads are very empty around these parts and the only thing i am liable to hit are wildlife and there is nothing wrong with some fresh roadkill.

[HTannor]

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That would look very good jacked up on cement blocks outside my trailer.

[Sister Charli]

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How considerate of you to post a pic of your vehicle so that the True Christians(tm) on this forum are forewarned that there is a lady driver on the road.

May God bless you and send you a new hubby real soon.

Sister Charli.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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A woman driving an automobile? I will pray that there is minimal loss of life.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I will pray for you, but it is a mystery to me what a woman would need to drive for.

[Shela Tansper]

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@Shela Tansper Why don't you just get a new husband?

One day, but he will have to be able to run the farm, the orchard and be a better shot than me.

[Felicity]

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@Shela Tansper Why don't you just get a new husband?

[Lisa H]

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I will pray for you to pass your test

[James Dewitt]

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While Frank was alive we had no need for a car but now he has passed and his insurance has has matured i feel it's time i got myself out a bit more so tomorrow at 11.30 am i have my driving test. Please pray that i pass i will have all my faith in Jesus and i am sure he will get me through.

I have already bought a little run around, couldn't find anything that suited me over here so i bought an import, nothing flash as i don't want to draw attention to myself.

Sister I will pray for you, with Jesus on your side how can you not pass. Nice little truck, I am happy that you purchased a Godly American product.

[Shela Tansper]

While Frank was alive we had no need for a car but now he has passed and his insurance has has matured i feel it's time i got myself out a bit more so tomorrow at 11.30 am i have my driving test. Please pray that i pass i will have all my faith in Jesus and i am sure he will get me through.

I have already bought a little run around, couldn't find anything that suited me over here so i bought an import, nothing flash as i don't want to draw attention to myself.