Pray for my girlfriend

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

I think what Maria's partner is experiencing is commonly known as 'the calm before the storm'. Soon, demons will spray from her partners rectum, infesting all those near. Satan will take the disemboweled bodies and toss them in to the sulfurous brimstone pits of Hell.

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

This is amazing. How did you know I have the painters in right now?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

Sounds to me like her lebanese partner has the tumors and boils spoken about in the 10 Plagues. (EXODUS)

Just wondering, are there an uncommon amount of frogs around your region, inclement weather, livestock dying randomly... and also, have you and your partner started scratching your scalps of late?

I won't ask about the water turning red... as you are women and all.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

I think what Maria's partner is experiencing is commonly known as 'the calm before the storm'. Soon, demons will spray from her partners rectum, infesting all those near. Satan will take the disemboweled bodies and toss them in to the sulfurous brimstone pits of Hell.

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

I AM NOT A LESBIAN!

For instance, just because a man might inadvertently enter another man from time to time, that does not make him a homosexual. Likewise for a woman. An occasional drink from the furry cup doesn't mean that a woman is a lesbian. I think that has made my point.

BTW, although some people have ranted about our relationship, I see a slight improvement in my girlfriend's skin condition (and the fishy smell seems to be a bit less acrid). So your goodwill seems to be working.
Many thanks for your prayers. Hal eluea
Maria

We have not been praying for your "partner". And even if you don't think you're a homosexual...

Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Clearly God doesn't like queers.

[pogmohone]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

I AM NOT A LESBIAN!

For instance, just because a man might inadvertently enter another man from time to time, that does not make him a homosexual. Likewise for a woman. An occasional drink from the furry cup doesn't mean that a woman is a lesbian. I think that has made my point.

BTW, although some people have ranted about our relationship, I see a slight improvement in my girlfriend's skin condition (and the fishy smell seems to be a bit less acrid). So your goodwill seems to be working.
Many thanks for your prayers. Hal eluea
Maria

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

I really hope it's AIDS. God could kill dykes all day and new ones would still keep popping up. God hates lesbians, and orders us to kill them. Moreover, they are all damned to Hell for their perverse deathstyle choice.

Two thumbs down for dykerism!


1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

My partner is infected with a vile skin disease. Doctors are puzzled as to the cause.
Please pray for her.
Maria.

Pray that God changes His mind?

"For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:" Romans 1:26 - KJV

Good luck.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

My partner is infected with a vile skin disease. Doctors are puzzled as to the cause.
Please pray for her.
Maria.

Why did your Father give you a female name, son?

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

What are the symptoms of this skin disease, is your partner changing color also i have just noticed your name is Maria does this mean you are a leesbian if so it must be some kind of sexually transmitted disease and i would recommend you get yourself checked out as well.

[Felicity]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

@pogmohone Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Why doesn't your partner pray for a better skin?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Sister Charli]

Re: Pray for my girlfriend

My partner is infected with a vile skin disease. Doctors are puzzled as to the cause.
Please pray for her.
Maria.

No hope. No chance.

Your "partner" chooses to spit in the face of baby Jesus then she deserves all she gets.

[pogmohone]

My partner is infected with a vile skin disease. Doctors are puzzled as to the cause.
Please pray for her.
Maria.