Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

Hi, Boob B!

I'm not sure what that drivel was supposed to be, but you may be interested to know that nobody who speaks with a Southern dialect actually writes out apostrophes at the ends of words, or spells "Lord" "LAWD".

Further, you appear to have mixed Southern drawl with Brooklyn wiseguy ("youse"?).

What kind of retard are you? We're assembling a Christian Classification System for Retards; maybe you can help.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

He's probably Dutch...

I'm a linguist and that's definitely not Germanic. Possibly not even Indo-European.

Could he be speaking in tongues? Ancient Sumerian? Might be the language of the ancient Canaanite town of Gibber.

Unsure.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

I'm concerned that Bob B. thinks our Pastor Zeke doesn't have things under control. It makes me wonder where such hate comes from.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

He's probably Dutch...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Prayin fer Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart)

Well Bob, that is quite a first thread. Tell me, Bob, what languge is that? I need to find a translator.

[Bob B]

I hopes manys fello' parishners get down an' join me in dis here important prayer...

"Dear Lawd,

I be righting this here prayer 'cause my ferver-ite Man o' God - Pastor Ezekiel Flint (bless his heart) done plain dis'perred offun the face of day offin dat nder FaceBook here a week er so ago!

So's I's wonderin'...did the Rapture take place en I got's left behind?

I'd knows he be a Godly man, a 'Stud fer the Lord', souse I ain't su-prised none that he'd done be one off'n der first to head on up to be in Little Baby Jesus's manly arms.

Er did he fin'ly take dat der trip to da Holy Land in Sotheast Asia to minister to dem lil Asian boys like he always done talked 'bout?

I nose y'all is busy smitin' and smottin' an' all, buts I hopes y'all will send us a sign 'bout our beloved Pastor (bless his heart), der be a pack of us who dun miss him somethan fear-ass or der on FaceBook. Even tha lil red-headed Patist girlie who don' noes how to proberly makes sammichs fer her menfolk does I' 'magine...who else wood listen to to her constant female yappin'? Besides, nows dat I don' spend my time readin' Pastor's words I haw's way too much time fer dem nasty porn sites an' y'all knows hows the debil's always temptin' me there! Of'n course y'all do, y'all knows evertang - dat's whys youse da Lawd, right Lawd?

Any ol' ways, I's prays dat youse sends us a sign day ar deer Pastor be safe 'en sound in Lil Baby Jesus arms or dem of some five dollar rent boy in Bangcock - yer will be done.

An' ifin it were der Rapture, when da Hell's the next bus?

Tell Lil Baby Jesus I said Howdy!

Yer humble serve ant,

Bother Bob B

Amen"

Y'all don' need da put dat part about "Brother Bob B" 'cause that be my name...