Menace II Society: Magicians

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Menace II Society: Magicians

In the video below, a magician with the sinister-sounding name "The Great Scott" uses his dark powers to make a bottle of ketchup disappear. WARNING: It will make your hairs stand on end. It is the stuff of nightmares. Watch at your own discretion.

If that boy isn't in league with satan then I'm a monkey's uncle.

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Menace II Society: Magicians

I find celebrity magicians most frightening, as they have power and money. Here are some famous sorcerers of Satan:

David Blaine



Blaine has become a household name through well-publicized stunts, such as living in a box and starving, which is totally mind-blowing. Only a magician or a homeless person could pull off a feat like that.

Preach Truth, Brother! David Blaine is a scary, scary individual. Here, he is caught on tape doing "street magic", in other words, witnessing for the Devil!

Warning: Contains Language for mature Men only. Please ensure that Women and Children are not permitted access to this video!
*Also contains possible homers.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Menace II Society: Magicians

In the video below, a magician with the sinister-sounding name "The Great Scott" uses his dark powers to make a bottle of ketchup disappear. WARNING: It will make your hairs stand on end and quite possibly give you nightmares. Watch at your own discretion.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Who can forget the "evil twins", Penn and Teller?

Not only are they allied with James Randi, they have a show on Tele-Vision, that has a name that I dare not state with Christian Ladies present, but rhymes with "BullSpit", in which they attempt to attack several Godly institutions, such as Bans on prostitution, bare Breasts, and vile language. They are also Confirmed Athiests.

Pen and Tell say what is all needed to be said about magicians: They are atheists. Basically the only reason to be a magician to make yourself a false god. Just look at the mockery of magician: rabbits out of their hats, just like Jesus would pull out of the dove of the Holy Ghost.

The only person who would do magic is an atheists.

[James Dewitt]

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When I think of satanic magicians one stands out more then any other HELLDINI. He even died on Helloween

[LordHaveMercy]

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What is even worse is the actual boxes of devilry that they sell pre-packeged to children. To CHILDREN!!!






Exodus 9:11 And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils; for the boil was upon the magicians, and upon all the Egyptians.

Clearly God hates Magicians.

Daniel 5:11 There is a man in thy kingdom, in whom is the spirit of the holy gods; and in the days of thy father light and understanding and wisdom, like the wisdom of the gods, was found in him; whom the king Nebuchadnezzar thy father, the king, I say, thy father, made master of the magicians, astrologers, Chaldeans, and soothsayers;


In Holy Scripture, magicians are lumped in, deservedly so, with the rest of the false prophet scum.


Who can forget the "evil twins", Penn and Teller?

Not only are they allied with James Randi, they have a show on Tele-Vision, that has a name that I dare not state with Christian Ladies present, but rhymes with "BullSpit", in which they attempt to attack several Godly institutions, such as Bans on prostitution, bare Breasts, and vile language. They are also Confirmed Athiests.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Menace II Society: Magicians

Preach it brother! These mysterious men in black have been plaguing decent society for years and people seem oblivious to how dangerous they can be. The Bible tells us that anyone who delves into magic is an abomination worthy of death:

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

Any random list of magicians reads like a veritable Who's Who of decrepit and wanton immorality. You would swear you are reading a list of child serial killers or Nazi concentration camp leaders.

Don't forget also...

Chris Angel

The Marilyn Manson of the Magician World. In this picture, he proudly displays the symbol for "Anarchy" around his neck. He even had the gall to walk on water, as if he was our own Lord Jesus! Pure unadultered blasphemy in leather and eye-liner!

James Randi

You know this guy is trouble by looking at him. He looks like Charles Darwin. In fact, there's some kind of unwritten rule out there that says any old guy who is bald with a thick mustache/beard combo is some kind of Jesus-hating liberal scum that wants to destroy America. James Randi is a triple threat to decency everywhere: He's an atheist, a queer, and a Canadian.

Goldfinger and Dove

No, this is not some Harlem pimp and his favorite "hoe". These people are the token minorities in the otherwise white world of magic. No doubt one of this guy's most famous tricks involving making watches disappear off unsuspecting audience members. And TVs, electronics, and cars, as well.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Magicians are agents of Satan, using black art to perform acts of pure evil, such as making a quarter materialize behind someone's ear or guessing which card an audience member has selected from a deck. Some purport that such magic is not rooted in the supernatural and has a logical explanation. It's all smoke and mirrors, they say. Pardon my language, but that's poppycock. I smoke a pipe, and I have mirrors in my home. Why don't rabbits materialize in my hats? How come a dove doesn't fly out of the skillet every time my wife removes the lid? It's obviously not smoke and mirrors. The ONLY explanation is that magicians are getting their powers from the Devil.




Magicians have beautiful assistants. Why? Because they need to distract the audience while they sacrifice a goat and/or first-born son to their dark master so they can be granted power for their next trick.

What's even more deplorable is that many magicians cater to children, incorporating puppets into their acts. I have personally seen these puppets talk all by themselves. It is positively chilling.




I find celebrity magicians most frightening, as they have power and money. Here are some famous sorcerers of Satan:

David Blaine



Blaine has become a household name through well-publicized stunts, such as living in a box and starving, which is totally mind-blowing. Only a magician or a homeless person could pull off a feat like that.

David Copperfield



Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear, which proves that he hates America. He also dated supermodel Claudia Schiffer, his most astonishing trick of all.

Doug Henning



You can't spell "magically" without g-a-y.


Friends, I'm tired of living in fear. God has already killed Doug Henning, but there are many, many more magicians out there. These wicked conjurers need to be rounded up and summarily executed so the madness can end. How many more pitchers of milk have to be poured into newspaper cones? How many more steel rings have to be linked and unlinked? Please pray that Congress enacts a law that will purge our Christian society of these unholy minions of Lucifer. In the meantime, be wary of magicians. Luckily they are not terribly difficult to spot. Look for cheap capes and ill-fitting top hats.



They also typically have silk handkerchiefs and names that start or end with "the amazing" or "the great," which shows how egotistical they are. Only narcissists carry silk handkerchiefs.

The threat is real. Your prayers are needed. May God have mercy on us all.